I just spent three thousand dollars on a sex toy

[disillusioned]

Expect a review soon.

 

[Danish_Retard]

 

[disillusioned]

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[BrendioEEE]

You could buy a slave for less.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

tell me you don't get pussy without telling me you don't get pussy:

 

[ChristianChad]

tell me you don't get pussy without telling me you don't get pussy:

I browse Looksmax

 

[disillusioned]

It's from these guys:

SeriousKit

The Original Vacuum Specialists With 25 years experience we are the number one supplier of vacuum sex equipment for players and studios worldwide.

www.seriouskitshop.com

Great stuff tbh ngl.

 

[Michael Myers]

tell me you don't get pussy without telling me you don't get pussy:

i have 60,000 posts in the incelosphere

 

[BrendioEEE]

It's from these guys:

SeriousKit

The Original Vacuum Specialists With 25 years experience we are the number one supplier of vacuum sex equipment for players and studios worldwide.

www.seriouskitshop.com

Great stuff tbh ngl.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

You could have rhino and fillers for that money, you 35 YO oldcel pseudo-intellectual faggot

 

[Gonthar]

You bought a "rubber vacuum suit"?

How is that supposed to be enjoyable, looks more like an electric shock torture device.

 

[Beetlejuice]

Do u fuck hookers?

 

[CtrlAltDelete]

You bought a "rubber vacuum suit"?

How is that supposed to be enjoyable, looks more like a electric shock torture device.

jfl the lengths men will go through just to get off
it's over

 

[Deleted member 8853]

Expect a review soon.

Imagine taking anything literal and serious this nigger posts about his conspiracies

 

[mulattomaxxer]

OP a few weeks from now. The coom has took control of your mind.

 

[BrettyBoy]

 

[Tony]

@fukmylyf @lutte look at this comeback by squidbro. WHAT A TIMES


inb4 squidbro bought bigger dildo to inject up his asshole

 

[lutte]

@fukmylyf @lutte look at this comeback by squidbro. WHAT A TIMES


inb4 squidbro bought bigger dildo to inject up his asshole

You bought a "rubber vacuum suit"?

How is that supposed to be enjoyable, looks more like an electric shock torture device.

Icelandic science

 

[Deleted member 6403]

You bought a "rubber vacuum suit"?

How is that supposed to be enjoyable, looks more like an electric shock torture device.

Just use your left hand, bro

 

[disillusioned]

 

[MrGlutton]

retard

 

[disillusioned]

I am 90% convinced that the hate here is the byproduct of jealousy. You all wished you had a good cock sucking machine at your disposal, so you all cope by pretending that you don't want one.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

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OP a few weeks from now. The coom has took control of your mind.

That's actually a real person. Not a prop.

 

[Reckless Turtle]

I respect your decision. You lower the demand for whores.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[hebbewem]

20 dollar s3x toy feels Amazing i cant even imagine how good 3000 dollar sex toy feels

 

[disillusioned]

That's actually a real person. Not a prop.

You can buy that suit of their site btw. Not gonna do that though. Too expensive plus I imagine it would be super annoying to clean.

 

[Gonthar]

You can buy that suit of their site btw. Not gonna do that though. Too expensive plus I imagine it would be super annoying to clean.

So you're gonna put that gimp suit on you, maybe you could be like The Gimp Man of Essex and go around in public wearing it, spreading awareness and shit...

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

So you're gonna put that gimp suit on you, maybe you could be like The Gimp Man of Essex and go around in public wearing it, spreading awareness and shit...

People can be so mean. That wasn't right laughing at him like that. Just because he's Woke differently, doesn't give other Woke parasites the right to belittle this guy.

 

[Deleted member 11610]

tell me you don't get pussy without telling me you don't get pussy:

he literally is telling you though

 

[Deleted member 15338]

I am 90% convinced that the hate here is the byproduct of jealousy. You all wished you had a good cock sucking machine at your disposal, so you all cope by pretending that you don't want one.

Reddit tier arguement ngl

 

[Gonthar]

So, where's the review?

 

[Deleted member 12669]

I am 90% convinced that the hate here is the byproduct of jealousy. You all wished you had a good cock sucking machine at your disposal, so you all cope by pretending that you don't want one.

Already have one, aka ur mum

 

[disillusioned]

So, where's the review?

Had some trouble with the liners that required me to order new ones. Still haven't arrived in the mail. Will post a review in a few weeks time probably.

 

[Gonthar]

Had some trouble with the liners that required me to order new ones. Still haven't arrived in the mail.

Wow, you spent thousands of dollars on a sex toy with defective parts? Why not simply buy regular sex toys like a fleshlight, like normal people do instead of trying something dubious from a company no one has heard of...

 

[Blue]

@Albeacho

 

[Albeacho]

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@Albeacho

 

[disillusioned]

Wow, you spent thousands of dollars on a sex toy with defective parts? Why not simply buy regular sex toys like a fleshlight, like normal people do instead of trying something dubious from a company no one has heard of...

There was nothing defective. I won't get into details but I accidentally ruined them. Keep it in mind liners are replaced manually. I should have ordered spare ones in the first place.

For context, the liners are the part inside the penis tube that create suction. It's not a big deal to replace them nor is it expensive.

EDIT: And fleshlights are absolute shit. Totally not worth it.

Also, sex toys are an extremely niche industry so there is barely any correlation between a brand being well known and that brand being good. SeriousKit is super high end shit yet almost nobody knows who they are outside of very niche communities. Even shit like the Venus which is the brand that comes the closest to being 'mainstream' is unknown to 99% of regular people.

 

[hebbewem]

I assume you have bought cheaper sex toys that work in a simliar way but for around 100, 200 to 300dollars . Would you recomend them ?

 

[disillusioned]

I assume you have bought cheaper sex toys that work in a simliar way but for around 100, 200 to 300dollars . Would you recomend them ?

You would have thought it, but no. When it comes to suction toys, it's either go big or go home. Even 'less expensive' toys like the Venus and Tremblr do not compare with something like SrsKit, and in fact they don't even come close.

There are cheaper suction toys like the Hummer (I've tried that one as well btw. I've since then thrown it away, though), but even they cost hundreds of dollars. And they suck. But not in a good way.

A major part of the problem is that the actual mechanism of a blowjob like suction is complex to replicate so without an expensive machine/setup you can't really do it. It's not as simple as merely creating a device that creates suction.

In order for a suction toy to feel anything like a blowjob (or even just feel good at all) it has to be able to:

-Have a motor powerful enough to create decent suction pulses.
-Has to be able to maintain a seal so that suction forces don't merely escape
-The part the penis goes into has to be able to move/bob up and down to some extent
-And this is possibly the biggest one: HAS TO FEEL WET ENOUGH SO THAT THE AIR DOESN'T JUST DRY UP YOUR DICK.
-While technically not required, ideally it should be hands-free.

The SeriousKit Milker is literally THE ONLY cockmilker that can do all of this. Literally the only one. Even the one thousand dollar Venus 2000 can not do all of those things because unlike the SeriousKit milker there is no constant suction feature (only pulse suction) and no real-time lubrication system.

SeriousKit is the only TRUE cocksocking machine. I've only briefly experimented with it since I've gotten it yet even in that time I can already tell it is 10x better than even the Venus (which tbh is an overrated toy unlike you combine it with add-ons, which btw are mostly from the SrsKit workship anyway).

I would rate the toys I've tried as follows:

SeriousKit: 9/10
Venus/Tremblr: 6/10 and 7/10 if combined with SrsKit add-ons
Hummer: 4/10 though the vibrating sleeve is nice and be used by itself.
Everything else: Not worth even considering

 

[Bitch]

The sex toy OP spent 3000$ on

 

[lutte]

Should have spent it on a threesome with polish hookers like ur brother @intjcel
@Tony @cloUder @TsarTsar444

 

[Amexmaxx]

Can you spare a 1000 since you like giving it away.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Bump for this cagefuel

 

[IncelsBraincels]

Bump for this cagefuel

thanks for bringing this thread to my attention

 

[Gonthar]

So, where's the review?????

 

[Hades]

He spent 3k on a blowjob machine instead of a fuck doll jfl

 

[Deleted member 14693]

20 dollar s3x toy feels Amazing i cant even imagine how good 3000 dollar sex toy feels

You want to sit in this?

 

[hebbewem]

You want to sit in this?
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