I just took a nap and I had a dream that involved an Asian guy that looked like

[Deleted member 6305]

@thecel

Appearing in other people's dreams is Chad trait even tho you were taking shower in the street

 

[Tony]

he fucked you

 

[Deleted member 6305]

he fucked you

He's asian = dickcel
This could not be true

 

[Tony]

he fucked u herd es fuk

 

[Deleted member 6095]

What's the square footage and bedroom count? If thecel likes to live there I might have to consider living rent free in your head as well.

 

[Deleted member 6305]

What's the square footage and bedroom count? If thecel likes to live there I might have to consider living rent free in your head as well.

very small

 

[Deleted member 6095]

very small

That means I can be even closer to thecel

 

[Lolcel]

Rent free

 

[Matthias8272]

Every waking moment you hear a small whisper in your head "thecel, thecel" getting louder and louder as you continue the day. To ease your desires for him you go through his posts, looking at his face as you rub your finger across the screen. Dedicating 3 hours per day to your daily worship of thecel does help, but it will never save you from the mental torture that is the fact he will never be yours. You will never find satisfaction. He haunts your dreams, plagues your mind, your obsession for him will only lead to insanity.