I just want to have sex bruh

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I don't wanna sound like some attention seeking nigger, but I need to vent. My life is fucking cooked at 16. Never even kissed a girl because I'm chopped as hell (check the vid in my last thread). To make it even worse, I have this goddamn phimosis but there's no way in hell I'm telling my mom I need surgery. I'm too fucking embarrassed.
And for fuck's sake, every girl I know talks about wanting a guy with a massive cock. Bitch, I’m packing 7.5 inches, I’d fuck you like a maniac, but the second you see my dick and notice the head won't even come out, you’re gonna laugh in my face. Honestly, I’m probably gonna die a virgin without ever getting laid just because my face is so fucking sub-five. It doesn't matter if I'm 6'1, lean, and can make her laugh if my looks are botched. Everyone around me is dating or fucking. I’m the only pathetic motherfucker who hasn't even had a first kiss. I fucking hate myself
 
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bru i saw the vid but you dont look unbelievly chopped and your 6,1? dawg idk u sure its not anything else cause its most likely not looks
 
dnr just use ur hands
 
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bru i saw the vid but you dont look unbelievly chopped and your 6,1? dawg idk u sure its not anything else cause its most likely not looks
Appreciate it man, but you have no clue what I’ve been through. Every girl calls me high tier creepy, slenderman, and shit like that
 
just pull it back pussy
 
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I don't wanna sound like some attention seeking nigger, but I need to vent. My life is fucking cooked at 16. Never even kissed a girl because I'm chopped as hell (check the vid in my last thread). To make it even worse, I have this goddamn phimosis but there's no way in hell I'm telling my mom I need surgery. I'm too fucking embarrassed.
And for fuck's sake, every girl I know talks about wanting a guy with a massive cock. Bitch, I’m packing 7.5 inches, I’d fuck you like a maniac, but the second you see my dick and notice the head won't even come out, you’re gonna laugh in my face. Honestly, I’m probably gonna die a virgin without ever getting laid just because my face is so fucking sub-five. It doesn't matter if I'm 6'1, lean, and can make her laugh if my looks are botched. Everyone around me is dating or fucking. I’m the only pathetic motherfucker who hasn't even had a first kiss. I fucking hate myself
scortmaxxing bro
 
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Bitch, I’m packing 7.5 inches, I’d fuck you like a maniac
not relatable but yeah i don't even want a relationship i just wanna crack
 
capture the flag
 
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I don't wanna sound like some attention seeking nigger, but I need to vent. My life is fucking cooked at 16. Never even kissed a girl because I'm chopped as hell (check the vid in my last thread). To make it even worse, I have this goddamn phimosis but there's no way in hell I'm telling my mom I need surgery. I'm too fucking embarrassed.
And for fuck's sake, every girl I know talks about wanting a guy with a massive cock. Bitch, I’m packing 7.5 inches, I’d fuck you like a maniac, but the second you see my dick and notice the head won't even come out, you’re gonna laugh in my face. Honestly, I’m probably gonna die a virgin without ever getting laid just because my face is so fucking sub-five. It doesn't matter if I'm 6'1, lean, and can make her laugh if my looks are botched. Everyone around me is dating or fucking. I’m the only pathetic motherfucker who hasn't even had a first kiss. I fucking hate myself
I’m 5’2 and I’ve had sex 18 times. It’s just about how confident you are.
 
nigga you want it so badly get a hooker
 
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I don't wanna sound like some attention seeking nigger, but I need to vent. My life is fucking cooked at 16. Never even kissed a girl because I'm chopped as hell (check the vid in my last thread). To make it even worse, I have this goddamn phimosis but there's no way in hell I'm telling my mom I need surgery. I'm too fucking embarrassed.
And for fuck's sake, every girl I know talks about wanting a guy with a massive cock. Bitch, I’m packing 7.5 inches, I’d fuck you like a maniac, but the second you see my dick and notice the head won't even come out, you’re gonna laugh in my face. Honestly, I’m probably gonna die a virgin without ever getting laid just because my face is so fucking sub-five. It doesn't matter if I'm 6'1, lean, and can make her laugh if my looks are botched. Everyone around me is dating or fucking. I’m the only pathetic motherfucker who hasn't even had a first kiss. I fucking hate myself
I have it too i dont think girls care about the look that much, avoid hand jobs and buy steroid cream begin stretching asap you might be able to fix it

I've been lazy and hate stretching but eventually I think i can fix, on the bright side you can last forever
 
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dnr
sitting on your hand until its numb is the closest you will ever get
 
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snca + sahur + dnr + kys
 
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Dude you're 16 its normal. I'm khhv at 19:feelswah:
Mfs are still worse off than me
 
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nigga you want it so badly get a hooker
yeah i did that and it is not very good, honestly get a girl or just give up
 

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