I just went full retard

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I was pouring in French fries in hot oil and instead of taking the metal basket thing outside of the oil, I kept it inside. Entire splatterfest. But of course by the grace of God, no drops of oil got on me. I realized my mistake and quickly corrected myself.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Wow truly a near death experience glad youre safe

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Wow truly a near death experience glad youre safe

Thanks man, nearly would have lost the worst mod on .org.

 

[OCDisneyChad]

This reminds me of the time I accidentally splashed bacon grease on my tip while cooking

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

This reminds me of the time I accidentally splashed bacon grease on my tip while cooking

Tip… of your penis?

 

[OCDisneyChad]

Tip… of your penis?

Yes, I was in my boxers they

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Yes, I was in my boxers they

Phew. Disaster averted.

 

[Deleted member 21077]

i have blessed you like my PFP

 

[Deleted member 27152]

I poured hot sauce into my eyes for fun when I was 12.

Get pain mogged.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

i have blessed you like my PFP

Thank bhai.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I poured hot sauce into my eyes for fun when I was 12.

Get pain mogged.

“For fun.”

 

[Deleted member 21077]

I poured hot sauce into my eyes for fun when I was 12.

Get pain mogged.

i used to stare at the sun for minutes when i was like 8 and now i broke my left elbow a small chunk came off because i slipped and fell on some mud tried to break my fall and ended up falling on the palm of my hand and twisting my arm around kinda like harry potter in the chamber of secrets ngl

u get mogged asshole

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

i used to stare at the sun for minutes when i was like 8 and now i broke my left elbow a small chunk came off because i slipped and fell on some mud tried to break my fall and ended up falling on the palm of my hand and twisting my arm around kinda like harry potter in the chamber of secrets ngl

u get mogged asshole

Mirin bhai. Painmogger.

 

[Deleted member 21077]

Mirin bhai. Painmogger.

yes my pain threshold is incredible i didnt even need pain meds or a sling after a couple days tbh i was just pushing through the pain tbh it hurt a lot initially but after a few days healed fast especially without a cast i took it off cuz i couldnt take a shower with it

 

[Skywalker]

Thanks man, nearly would have lost the worst mod on .org.

nah youre the BEST actually.....because trolling is better than gaslighting

 

[Komesarj89]

Thanks man, nearly would have lost the worst mod on .org.

Not even close lol. That title belongs to me.

 

[Deleted member 23115]

a year ago i choked on meat and miraculously survived because i performed the heimlich manouvre on myself

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I was pouring in French fries in hot oil and instead of taking the metal basket thing outside of the oil, I kept it inside. Entire splatterfest. But of course by the grace of God, no drops of oil got on me. I realized my mistake and quickly corrected myself.

I've been a cook about 2 years now. I can actually grab stray rangoons out of the fryer with my bare hands. Getting burned doesn't even phase me anymore.

 

[Deleted member 27511]

I poured hot sauce into my eyes for fun when I was 12.

Get pain mogged.

He iq mogs you