I killed a fly with my cumshot

[Kiwi'sSub5]

let's start from the assumption that it was not intentional, last night I was masturbating peacefully in my room, when the time came to cum I was extremely excited and I knew that I would shoot a huge cumshot. just when the first wave of cum came out a fly flew in front of my cock. needless to say that for that poor beast there was nothing to be done, it literally died on the spot.

 

[Deleted member 86046]

I wish i could shoot into the air too, my cum just oozes out brah.

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

I wish i could shoot into the air too, my cum just oozes out brah.

i mean it depends, it happens to me too. obviously if i haven't masturbated for a while and i'm very excited the sperm will spray violently, obviously if i've already masturbated that day and i'm not that excited my sperm will come out in a much sadder way

 

[Zeekie]

The state of this forum

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

The state of this forum

I'm sorry but I couldn't help but tell you about it and make a thread about it, last night when it happened to me I was shocked

 

[Deleted member 140730]

let's start from the assumption that it was not intentional, last night I was masturbating peacefully in my room, when the time came to cum I was extremely excited and I knew that I would shoot a huge cumshot. just when the first wave of cum came out a fly flew in front of my cock. needless to say that for that poor beast there was nothing to be done, it literally died on the spot.

 

[Zeekie]

I'm sorry but I couldn't help but tell you about it and make a thread about it, last night when it happened to me I was shocked

Honestly I would say something about it, but I know I would post some bullshit like that if it ever happened to me too

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

as I said before, it was NOT an intentional thing

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

Honestly I would say something about it, but I know I would post some bullshit like that if it ever happened to me too

like come on, as soon as it happened to me I immediately thought I had to tell someone and .org seems like the perfect place honestly

 

[shortcuckcel]

let's start from the assumption that it was not intentional, last night I was masturbating peacefully in my room, when the time came to cum I was extremely excited and I knew that I would shoot a huge cumshot. just when the first wave of cum came out a fly flew in front of my cock. needless to say that for that poor beast there was nothing to be done, it literally died on the spot.

deserved for being an insect

 

[Azraellooklike]

let's start from the assumption that it was not intentional, last night I was masturbating peacefully in my room, when the time came to cum I was extremely excited and I knew that I would shoot a huge cumshot. just when the first wave of cum came out a fly flew in front of my cock. needless to say that for that poor beast there was nothing to be done, it literally died on the spot.

poor fly

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

deserved for being an insect

yea, i would have killed it differently it is what it is ig

 

[Kiwi'sSub5]

poor fly

yes, let's say it didn't deserve to be killed by a cumshot