I killed a hedgehog today.

[Deleted member 12002]

Earlier today I was in front of the house when I saw a hedgehog walking in the middle of the road. I thought it could be rabid because it was walking so slowly, so I picked up a board and snuck up behind it before striking it as hard as I could with the board. The first strike stunned it, or knocked it out, and after that I crushed it's head with the board. Then I got a spade and buried it in the front yard.

Later I found out that it's just a hedgehog's nature to walk slowly. This made me feel really bad because I realized that it probably wasn't rabid. I've killed tons of animials before, but this was different. Now that I know it wasn't rabid it seems like it was pretty happy by the way that it was walking when I think about it. It was just minding it's business. It didn't even get a chance to see me before I hit it over the head and proceeded to take it's life. I really wish I hadn't done that. I wish I had just left it alone.

 

[Deleted member 11748]

He was a chad in another life. You did well

 

[Deleted member 7044]

he had a bad personality

 

[Deleted member 1476]

nooooooooooo

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Fuck you OP, hedgehogs are cute an innocent creatures. You've killed animals in the past, for hunting right? If not OP is future serial killer confirmed, common behaviour for killers to have tortured or killed animals in their youth.

Mirin ERmaxxer
"Rabid "

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Fuck you OP, hedgehogs are cute an innocent creatures. You've killed animals in the past, for hunting right? If not OP is future serial killer confirmed, common behaviour for killers to have tortured or killed animals in their youth.

Mirin ERmaxxer

Well, I thought it was rabid. Rabies isn't anything to play around with. We got a bathroom that's easy for creatures to sneak into, and I wouldn't want to take a chance at something with the disease getting in there and biting somebody.

Yes I've killed animals hunting, and for fun when I was a kid. I don't think that's a big deal though. That's something most boys engage in. Well, at least the ones who aren't raised by helecopter parents.

 

[Deleted member 2403]

 

[Ritalincel]

Spines me

 

[Ritalincel]

spines me

 

[Ritalincel]

hogs me

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Earlier today I was in front of the house when I saw a hedgehog walking in the middle of the road. I thought it could be rabid because it was walking so slowly, so I picked up a board and snuck up behind it before striking it as hard as I could with the board. The first strike stunned it, or knocked it out, and after that I crushed it's head with the board. Then I got a spade and buried it in the front yard.

Later I found out that it's just a hedgehog's nature to walk slowly. This made me feel really bad because I realized that it probably wasn't rabid. I've killed tons of animials before, but this was different. Now that I know it wasn't rabid it seems like it was pretty happy by the way that it was walking when I think about it. It was just minding it's business. It didn't even get a chance to see me before I hit it over the head and proceeded to take it's life. I really wish I hadn't done that. I wish I had just left it alone.

Ugh. That's so fucked up. Poor rodent probably was having the best morning of his wittle life. "You're on easy street. And it feels so sweet. Cause the world is but a treat, when you're on easy street. And we're breaking out the good champagne. We're sitting pret-" SMASH-SMASH-SMASH!

 

[Ritalincel]

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[ifyouwannabemylover]

I didn't need to read this