I killed Paul Allen

[Deleted member 13787]

and i liked it

 

[Deleted member 4301]

I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

[raises axe above head]

Patrick Bateman : Hey Paul!

 

[Deleted member 5189]

That's impossible.

 

[BigBiceps]

I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

[raises axe above head]

Patrick Bateman : Hey Paul!

Pride - pride is a weapon. A sword to be used against our enemies. But don't be deceived, our enemies are strong, stronger than we are, and it's not the French or English I'm talking about. Our enemies live among us.

[audience claps]

Adolf Hitler : Socialists, communists, the foreign invaders, who come to our country to destroy us, and take over our lives!

 

[Deleted member 4301]

Pride - pride is a weapon. A sword to be used against our enemies. But don't be deceived, our enemies are strong, stronger than we are, and it's not the French or English I'm talking about. Our enemies live among us.

[audience claps]

Adolf Hitler : Socialists, communists, the foreign invaders, who come to our country to destroy us, and take over our lives!

You're doing all this to get women and when you get them you will be disappointed they aren't prettier women and then you will regret all this isolationist autismo behaviour but it will be too late everyone will have left you behind and you will have missed out on living your life. Even the ugliest guy in class that you thought you were better than will have lived more life than you. Then the clock turns faster and faster and the rest of your life is a carrot on a stick until the reaper takes you.

 

[aBetterMii]

Lets see Paul Allens mutilated corpse