I knew the BP got me when I asked for BP tools for my birthday

[naturelover]

When my parents asked me “what do you want for your birthday” I knew the BP pill got to me, because all I could think of was peptides and other BP tools like skin care

 

[averagetotaluser]

When my parents asked me “what do you want for your birthday” I knew the BP pill got to me, because all I could think of was peptides and other BP tools like skin care

This shit's satire 100%

 

[hotlesbianfoidsex]

Is this satire?

 

[DylanTheincel]

When my parents asked me “what do you want for your birthday” I knew the BP pill got to me, because all I could think of was peptides and other BP tools like skin care

Holly brutal bro just wanted dancing abs in ohio like jordan barret psl and chico appeal ( this satire)

 

[horseman.]

I relate

 

[DrawnyXD]

When my parents asked me “what do you want for your birthday” I knew the BP pill got to me, because all I could think of was peptides and other BP tools like skin care

lowkey same i asked for a penis pump for my bday

 

[CantStopTheMog]

When my parents asked me “what do you want for your birthday” I knew the BP pill got to me, because all I could think of was peptides and other BP tools like skin care

Welcome to BP brother