I legitimately have no idea how to actually have sex.

[Deleted member 26448]

I never got any sexual education or education on female anatomy, so I have no idea how to actually have sex. I don’t watch pornography, either, so I’ve never really learned what you’re supposed to do in a sexual interaction. I didn’t even know how to masturbate until I was 16, and I was afraid to do it because I was afraid I’d hurt myself, I thought you were supposed to slap your penis head to masturbate. And I just recently found out what a clitoris is, and that girls have multiple holes down there. Otherwise, I’m fucking clueless.

It’s over.

 

[vanillaicecream]

Insert penis and thrust your hips back and forth

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

When you love each other very much a baby falls from the sky in balloon basket on your doorstep that's it bro

 

[Suimaxxer]

Pay for an escort and ask her to teach you

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Pay for an escort and ask her to teach you

Geniuinely good idea

 

[Suimaxxer]

Geniuinely good idea

Dont forget to buy condoms cuz these bitches carry every STD known to human kind

 

[Deleted member 26642]

Chad learned how to fuck at 13 on every girl in your school

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Chad learned how to fuck at 13 on every girl in your school

Chad:

 

[dutchboi]

My boy folie dont know nuthin bout sex

 

[Deleted member 26448]

Chad learned how to fuck at 13 on every girl in your school

I dropped out of public school at 12, so I never got the chance to learn.

 

[Deleted member 26642]

Chad:
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Brutal heterochromia pill

 

[Deleted member 26642]

I dropped out of public school at 12, so I never got the chance to learn.

Never even began for you unfortunately

 

[Splinter901]

go er

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Brutal heterochromia pill

Mirin?

 

[Gargantuan]

Sounds like cope because sex is natural and instinctive human behaviour. You're just overthinking it because you haven't experienced it yet, even though it is literally encoded in your genes.

 

[Deleted member 26448]

Pay for an escort and ask her to teach you

If I’m not deceased by 18, that is the plan. Not too sure where I’d find one, though.

 

[Deleted member 26642]

Mirin?
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Nothing changed

 

[Deleted member 26448]

Sounds like cope because sex is natural and instinctive human behaviour. You're just overthinking it because you haven't experienced it yet, even though it is literally encoded in your genes.

No, I just genuinely have no idea how to do it. To add perspective, I barely even have a sex drive, so I never sought after this information. It’s not like it matters, because I will never have sex, but it’s not cope, I am just clueless.

 

[Suimaxxer]

If I’m not deceased by 18, that is the plan. Not too sure where I’d find one, though.

Internet

 

[Jase]

i genuinly tried to punch my dick at 14 after hearing do you beat your meat

 

[Deleted member 26448]

Internet

I live in the middle of nowhere though, so I’m not sure if an escort would be safe coming to my vicinity.

 

[Suimaxxer]

I live in the middle of nowhere though, so I’m not sure if an escort would be safe coming to my vicinity.

Book a hotel room or something

 

[Deleted member 26448]

i genuinly tried to punch my dick at 14 after hearing do you beat your meat

Yeah lmao, that’s exactly what I did. I was upset that I had never masturbated before and everybody else had, so I tried it one night, by striking my penis with my palm and eventually I started punching it because I wasn’t feeling anything, and I was pissed. I thought my penis was deformed because of it, I wanted to cut it off for years.

 

[ascension]

You are low T sadly.

 

[Deleted member 26448]

You are low T sadly.

not even a joke, i legitimately have severely low levels of testosterone

 

[ascension]

not even a joke, i legitimately have severely low levels of testosterone

Yeah I didn't mean it as a joke, just what you said above indicated it to me. I'm sorry to hear that.

You should go to a doctor and get it sorted out