I lie about having friends / gfs to my colleagues

[SecularIslamist]

What else am I supposed to do. Every weekend we have a 30 minute "weekly kick off team brief". First 10 minutes we discuss our weekends which goes the lines of this:

• "Me and my boyfriend Alan went to the cinemas and then took the dog out for a work. Then we watched the England game at Box Park - it was crazy when they scored!
• "I went to the shops to do some baby shopping as Charlotte is giving birth. We are so excited it's going to be a girl!!"
• "I took a quick spontaneous trip to Paris on Saturday with some mates and spent the weekend their. We got so drunk and needed the entire Sunday to recover".

"So, @SecularIslamist how was your weekend?".
I have two options ofc.

• Honest: "I spent the weekend arguing with children on an obscure forum. On Sunday during my daily jerk off session, I was looking for the perfect POV blowjob scene from Eliza Ibarra. Took me two hours to find my dick was so sore, but I came a record distance of 3m!"
• Lie: "Went for a kickabout with some friends and went to a new restaurant opening with a Michelin starred chef from Italy. Sunday was pretty eventful too, my (imaginary) Italian gf came over and we are looking for a place to move so toured some area.

Ofc I chose the lie. But the problem is it's getting too hard to maintain and holes are popping up in my story. For example I mentioned to one colleague my gf is Italian, and another she is greek - and her mother just died and she's in Greece for a while. Hope they don't speak to each other, otherwise I'm fucked!

@JasonVorhees
@sub6manletnozygos

 

[NorwoodAscender]

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Every weekend we have a 30 minute "weekly kick off team brief"

jokes aside i’d kill myself

 

[SecularIslamist]

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@Jason Voorhees

 

[Lundgren]

• Honest: "I spent the weekend arguing with children on an obscure forum. On Sunday during my daily jerk off session, I was looking for the perfect POV blowjob scene from Eliza Ibarra. Took me two hours to find my dick was so sore, but I came a record distance of 3m!"
• Lie: "Went for a kickabout with some friends and went to a new restaurant opening with a Michelin starred chef from Italy. Sunday was pretty eventful too, my (imaginary) Italian gf came over and we are looking for a place to move so toured some area.