I like laying my dick inside the toilet while Im shiting

[Mr_Bombo_mogs]

Just took a shit, and I realised like Ive always been a life long cold shitter ,I like taking a shit in the cold downstairs toilet,with the windows fully open and sometimes nude;its like a clean outhouse in a way and a few years ago I found resting my dick inside the toilet disgusting.Ive slowly become accustomed to and I kinda love that cold feeling on my tip while Im trying shit out a log.

Anyone else relate

 

[Sub5kang]

Just took a shit, and I realised like Ive always been a life long cold shitter ,I like taking a shit in the cold downstairs toilet,with the windows fully open and sometimes nude;its like a clean outhouse in a way and a few years ago I found resting my dick inside the toilet disgusting.Ive slowly become accustomed to and I kinda love that cold feeling on my tip while Im trying shit out a log.

Anyone else relate

I get shitting cold and nude but laying your dick in the toilet? Cmon man what the fuck

 

[Eltrē]

Your dick touches the bowl?

 

[Mr_Bombo_mogs]

Your dick touches the bowl?

I dont have a toilet seat so its kinda impossible to avoid

I get shitting cold and nude but laying your dick in the toilet? Cmon man what the fuck

Only piss can get there and I flush the toilet before I shit anyways

 

[Sub5kang]

I dont have a toilet seat so its kinda impossible to avoid

Thought you had an exceptionally massive todger but please get one

Only piss can get there and I flush the toilet before I shit anyways

The germs are still there you can get UTIs

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

Ok

 

[laworg]

Just took a shit, and I realised like Ive always been a life long cold shitter ,I like taking a shit in the cold downstairs toilet,with the windows fully open and sometimes nude;its like a clean outhouse in a way and a few years ago I found resting my dick inside the toilet disgusting.Ive slowly become accustomed to and I kinda love that cold feeling on my tip while Im trying shit out a log.

Anyone else relate

No on the toilet

 

[Spamorzz]

Just took a shit, and I realised like Ive always been a life long cold shitter ,I like taking a shit in the cold downstairs toilet,with the windows fully open and sometimes nude;its like a clean outhouse in a way and a few years ago I found resting my dick inside the toilet disgusting.Ive slowly become accustomed to and I kinda love that cold feeling on my tip while Im trying shit out a log.

Anyone else relate

High T

 

[GatoradeTRZ8]

I bet your poop mogs mine

 

[pope]

i remeber when my dick would get pressed against the toilet bowl and i would piss on my own balls

 

[Lars2]

real talk

 

[looksmaxingbeyond]

Just took a shit, and I realised like Ive always been a life long cold shitter ,I like taking a shit in the cold downstairs toilet,with the windows fully open and sometimes nude;its like a clean outhouse in a way and a few years ago I found resting my dick inside the toilet disgusting.Ive slowly become accustomed to and I kinda love that cold feeling on my tip while Im trying shit out a log.

Anyone else relate

bro is the reason this meme got made

sensational