I literally just shit myself

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I went out for a chicken curry dinner. My friend had alcohol so he couldn't drive me back. He told me he could get another friend to pick me up but I said it was fine.
About 2 km from my house my stomach started rumbling and my asshole started feeling spicy. At that point I knew it was a race against time. I started speedwalking like an autist and surprisingly the feeling went away... UNTIL I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT A 100 METRES FROM MY HOUSE. I couldn't control myself and I literally started shitting my pants. There were a few people walking around and so I sat down and I smudged the shit to the point it got onto my back.
I had a hoodie so I put it over my waist and I walked home. I just fucking hope that no one saw me because holy fuck i'll have to move houses.

When I got home I rushed to the toilet, pulled down my pants and shat some more. I put my shitty clothes in a bag and ran to my bedroom to get my towel to shower. When I was walking back to the toilet I noticed a bunch of shitty footprints on the carpet. Luckily they came off pretty easily except for the bathroom rug which I had to throw away. Idk what the fuck i'll tell my mom when she notices.

I'm so fucking angry. I have to throw away some good clothes because of this. They're in a bag now and i'll have to figure out somewhere to dump them after I come back from the gym. Should I go to the doctor? I always have to take runny shits right after I eat. Fuck this is so embarrassing.
 
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does indian food taste good? never had it b4 only had chicken biryani but it tasted weird tbh
 
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Why would you throw away your shitty clothes? I used to shit my underwear a lot and would wash it in the laundry machine like all my other clothes. The shit smell withered
 
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does indian food taste good? never had it b4 only had chicken biryani but it tasted weird tbh
I like it but it always results in digestive problems.


Why would you throw away your shitty clothes? I used to shit my underwear a lot and would wash it in the laundry machine like all my other clothes. The shit smell withered
because I got shit all over me and it was honestly a really degrading experience. The clothes I threw out had huge chunks of shit and I simply didn’t have the willpower to clean any more shit.
Also if I put it in the washing machine my mom would know something is up because I never actually use the washing machine myself. Also also if she asks about the rug I will say I stepped in dog shit and that’s why I threw it out. If she saw me washing my clothes she’d know that it was actually me who stepped in my OWN shit.
 
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Why would you throw away your shitty clothes? I used to shit my underwear a lot and would wash it in the laundry machine like all my other clothes. The shit smell withered
why do you shit your undies regularly
 
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does indian food taste good? never had it b4 only had chicken biryani but it tasted weird tbh
chicken biryani is middle eastern food
indian food is mush or sauce over rice. i like it a lot
 
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i wish i could shit, im backed up, i just ate 30 prunes, lets see if it works
 
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i wish i could shit, im backed up, i just ate 30 prunes, lets see if it works
i think oral castor oil is good too, it makes your hair thicker too
 
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drank some twice yesterday and a couple of days ago and it didnt do shit
does it make your eyebrows or hair thicker? never tried it b4 thinking though
 
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