I live like a fucking king

[sigma boii]

I dont work I dont go to school I eat raw meat everyday and get 12 hours sunlight when the sun is out and I listen to music and jerk off in the mirror for 6 hours everyday

 

[chudjack1148]

same we matching twin, i also chill on furry servers 3 hours a day

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I dont work I dont go to school I eat raw meat everyday and get 12 hours sunlight when the sun is out and I listen to music and jerk off in the mirror for 6 hours everyday

Kings have wives and mistresses. And power. How much power do you have in your life? Do you have any or do you live under someone's roof who could kick you out whenever they want?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I eat raw meat everyday

>King
>Eating like a slave

 

[Deleted member 72069]

>King
>Eating like a slave

better than 99% of living humans

 

[optimisticzoomer]

better than 99% of living humans

Stop this gimmick
We both know 1) you didn't fall for that meme, and 2) you don't eat raw meat

 

[Deleted member 72069]

Stop this gimmick
We both know 1) you didn't fall for that meme, and 2) you don't eat raw meat

drank 12 raw eggs today drank 5 cups raw milk ate raw steak for dinner cope

 

[optimisticzoomer]

drank 12 raw eggs today drank 5 cups raw milk ate raw steak for dinner cope

Glad it's larp, as would be retarded if true

 

[Deleted member 72069]

Glad it's larp, as would be retarded if true

enjoy this seed water for breakfast tomorrow morning saar

 

[optimisticzoomer]

enjoy this seed water for breakfast tomorrow morning saar

Stop this gimmick

Possibly one of the least funny trends of all time

 

[Deleted member 72069]

Possibly one of the least funny trends of all time

ignored

 

[Deleted member 146915]

>King
>Eating like a slave

>optimistic
>eats like he doesn't want to live past 40

 

[optimisticzoomer]

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>optimistic
>eats like he doesn't want to live past 40

Doesn't make sense
Fruit and nut diet is for longevity. Diet doesn't really matter anyway. Only for how u feel day to day

Besides, I eat a variety of stuff