DxstZ
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My friend has extended family in Spain so him and his parents went to visit them, they invited me to go with for a free holiday, so i went.
i don't speak a word of spanish, and the whole time i felt like a background character.
me and my friend went to a waterpark, I tried to pay for both of our tickets as a way of saying thank you and my card was declined infront of this sexy ass spanish foid that worked there
. so my friend tapped his card and it worked.
Keep in mind, my friend is also around 6'2 and i am 5'7.
Later that day we thought why not buy some drinks, so we got drunk, after he went to sleep my entire body as a vessel became a broken mechanism for disposing of every waste liquid I had.
I was sat on the toilet for an hour shitting what could only just be described as piss, and my vomit looked like shit.
also, an apartment building just under a mile away got set on fucking fire
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do not go to benidorm.i took a pool tile and a shirt of power from chainsaw man as souvenirs and most of my money was spent on Spanish Burger King menus and was offered cocaine about 7 times.
i don't speak a word of spanish, and the whole time i felt like a background character.
me and my friend went to a waterpark, I tried to pay for both of our tickets as a way of saying thank you and my card was declined infront of this sexy ass spanish foid that worked there
. so my friend tapped his card and it worked.Keep in mind, my friend is also around 6'2 and i am 5'7.
Later that day we thought why not buy some drinks, so we got drunk, after he went to sleep my entire body as a vessel became a broken mechanism for disposing of every waste liquid I had.
I was sat on the toilet for an hour shitting what could only just be described as piss, and my vomit looked like shit.
also, an apartment building just under a mile away got set on fucking fire
main message
do not go to benidorm.i took a pool tile and a shirt of power from chainsaw man as souvenirs and most of my money was spent on Spanish Burger King menus and was offered cocaine about 7 times.
