I locked eyes with a stacylite at the dollarstore

[rustcohle]

i stared at her too long and accidentally looked at her tits before looking away and checking my shit out im an utter failure chad wouldve winked and smirked and got her number and fucked her the same day

 

[youravgincel]

yeah should’ve transformed into true adam, then you had to do a backflip with your pants down so she'd be amazed by your coolness and shit on the floor so she'd fall in love with you just in case

 

[Clqs]

 

[trvechud]

Tales from the depths of dantes inferno

 

[fatandjolly]

why didnt you pounce like a tiger and rape her