I look like her celebrity crush

[OOGABOOGA]

I’m down at a beach vacation town with my mom and her rich friends. I was walking through a square in town when I made eye contact with a jb sitting up ahead. We made eye contact for a while like she’s clearly checking me out. Kinda weird bc she looked like she was 12. She looks away, I look away, I glance back as I’m walking towards her, and now her whole table of friends is enthusiastically eye fucking me.

I stare at her like tf do you want. She’s like “omg you look like John B from Outer Banks.” What the fuck are you talking about? They’re all freaking out bc I look like her celebrity crush.

Nice

I joined my mom and her friends at the brunch place where we were eating. I started telling my mom about what happened and her divorced milf friend literally guessed that it was John B. So in the span of a minute or two i had some cute jbs and a fuckable 50 year old say I look like this Chadlite actor.

the moms all said I look better than him but I think he mogs what do you guys think? He definitely maxilla mogs me and actually has some chin projection unlike my recessed ass, plus his skin seems better but my eyes are probably better.

Also yesterday we were walking around and some dude yelled something to me and then was like “oh I thought you were someone else” and my mom insists based on how he was acting that he thought I was some celebrity

 

[Vermilioncore]

Can’t relate, I’m ugly.

 

[Chadeep]

Humble bragging Tiktok Chad @volcelfatcel . How do guys like you end up on this site.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Humble bragging Tiktok Chad @volcelfatcel . How do guys like you end up on this site.

I was low tier normie when I found this place and I’m a cripple

 

[LastHopeForNorman]

Can’t relate, I’m ugly.

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

I had a girl crush on me and later found out it was because I resembled some niche goofy looking guy celeb. me being an aspie didn't matter one bit. sparking interest really is all about looks even when you look shit objectively jfl.

 

[Deleted member 5786]

Show me your photos

 

[Deleted member 12669]

@portuguesecel imagine being called John b

 

[OOGABOOGA]

@portuguesecel imagine being called John b

Is he like some legit famous heartthrob girls are crushing on??

 

[Deleted member 12669]

Is he like some legit famous heartthrob girls are crushing on??

Yeah, it's a good thing if you look like him

 

[Deleted member 14478]

Are girls that have celebrity crushes good?

 

[subhuman incel]

Can’t relate, I’m ugly.

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Bumo

 

[Deleted member 11758]

the only celebrity i’ve ever been told i’ve looked similar to is serial killer pedro lopez

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

Just run celebrity game. I have a friend who gets pussy off of looking like Joji. My theory is that since all black people look alike, girls place their positive views of all rappers onto all of them. Like if you kinda look like Pop Smoke a dumb whore will want to fuck you.

 

[Deleted member 12669]

the only celebrity i’ve ever been told i’ve looked similar to is serial killer pedro lopez
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If ur nose is similar then its over for you

 

[stewiegriffin]

don't see that resemblance

 

[stewiegriffin]

besides hair ofc

 

[OOGABOOGA]

don't see that resemblance

Indeed this is him: and this is me:

 

[Deleted member 14774]

Show us your pics

 

[OOGABOOGA]

Show us your pics

 

[Deleted member 14774]

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Is your avi Hamudi?

 

[RODEBLUR]

I’m down at a beach vacation town with my mom and her rich friends. I was walking through a square in town when I made eye contact with a jb sitting up ahead. We made eye contact for a while like she’s clearly checking me out. Kinda weird bc she looked like she was 12. She looks away, I look away, I glance back as I’m walking towards her, and now her whole table of friends is enthusiastically eye fucking me.

I stare at her like tf do you want. She’s like “omg you look like John B from Outer Banks.” What the fuck are you talking about? They’re all freaking out bc I look like her celebrity crush.
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Nice

I joined my mom and her friends at the brunch place where we were eating. I started telling my mom about what happened and her divorced milf friend literally guessed that it was John B. So in the span of a minute or two i had some cute jbs and a fuckable 50 year old say I look like this Chadlite actor.

the moms all said I look better than him but I think he mogs what do you guys think? He definitely maxilla mogs me and actually has some chin projection unlike my recessed ass, plus his skin seems better but my eyes are probably better.

Also yesterday we were walking around and some dude yelled something to me and then was like “oh I thought you were someone else” and my mom insists based on how he was acting that he thought I was some celebrity

he looks soooo generic tbh