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Today I looked in the mirror and I saw a future htn.

Just need some filler and colored contacts for my T50 subhuman eyes.

I also need to find a way to get shiny skin.
 
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Today I looked in the mirror and I saw a future htn.

Just need some filler and colored contacts for my T50 subhuman eyes.

I also need to find a way to get shiny skin.
good luck bhai
 
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Today I looked in the mirror and I saw a future htn.

Just need some filler and colored contacts for my T50 subhuman eyes.

I also need to find a way to get shiny skin.
good luck man ❤️
Tret azalaic acid and vagina cream for shiny glass skin :p
 
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Lighting + you tend to look better in the evening
 
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t50s are ropefuel

i feel your pain
 
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t50s are ropefuel

i feel your pain
They really are.

Everyday I have to look into my friend's mogger blue eyes and my ex's light green eyes.

It's just not fair. :feelswah:
 
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They really are.

Everyday I have to look into my friend's mogger blue eyes and my ex's light green eyes.

It's just not fair. :feelswah:
fr

my uncle literally has blue eyes and he’s 6’5 and somehow i have t50s and barely scratched 6’0

not fair man
 
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you mean estrogen cream. wouldnt that give me tits or something. :ogre:
estradiol on hairline estriol on skin- barely any oestrogen will get through and if it does its not meaningful enough to do anything
 
fr

my uncle literally has blue eyes and he’s 6’5 and somehow i have t50s and barely scratched 6’0

not fair man
My maternal grandpa was 5'11-6'0 range with mogger green eyes.

I'm 5'8 with T50s :feelswhy:

I hate to say this but my father may have ruined the genes. (5'7 & T50s)
 
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My maternal grandpa was 5'11-6'0 range with mogger green eyes.

I'm 5'8 with T50s :feelswhy:

I hate to say this but my father may have ruined the genes. (5'7 & T50s)
same with me man

my dad gave me a cooked nose and my mother gave me a horrible eye area

im just thankful my siblings don’t mog me

it would be genuine ropefuel if they had coloured eyes and were taller than me :feelswhy:
 
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Today I looked in the mirror and I saw a future htn.

Just need some filler and colored contacts for my T50 subhuman eyes.

I also need to find a way to get shiny skin.
go for it dysmorphic bhai 💪🏻 you got this
 
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horrible take

eye colour is incredibly important
Gang blue , green , hazel , brown , black what matters more is canthil tilt and shape and eyebrows and lashes niggas gonna start thinking it’s over cuz there eye color like what
 
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Today I looked in the mirror and I saw a future htn.

Just need some filler and colored contacts for my T50 subhuman eyes.

I also need to find a way to get shiny skin.
 

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same with me man

my dad gave me a cooked nose and my mother gave me a horrible eye area

im just thankful my siblings don’t mog me

it would be genuine ropefuel if they had coloured eyes and were taller than me :feelswhy:
I mog my older siblings.
horrible take

eye colour is incredibly important
Exactly. I met an ltn one time with the most crazy looking eyes. It absolutely saved him, and made him look interesting.
 
Gang blue , green , hazel , brown , black what matters more is canthil tilt and shape and eyebrows and lashes niggas gonna start thinking it’s over cuz there eye color like what
Its not over cause of eye color, but it would certainly help out alot.
 
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Gang blue , green , hazel , brown , black what matters more is canthil tilt and shape and eyebrows and lashes niggas gonna start thinking it’s over cuz there eye color like what
im taking blue eyes with a negative canthal tilt over t50s with a positive tilt everyday

you can always get a canthopexy to fix your tilt

you cannot surgically change your eye colour
I mog my older siblings.
damn, mirin

my siblings mog me

but they’re all HLTN - LMTN

they only mog me because im behind on a lot of things

in a few years I’ll be way ahead of them

Exactly. I met an ltn one time with the most crazy looking eyes. It absolutely saved him, and made him look interesting.
same exact thing happened to me dude

this guy was a straight up LTN but had such a good eye area

the thing that made it striking is he genuinely had A10 eyes

the lightest blue i have ever seen

it was so striking and i literally realised in the moment how brutal it was because i don’t have any features that are anywhere near as striking as his mere eye colour
 
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im taking blue eyes with a negative canthal tilt over t50s with a positive tilt everyday

you can always get a canthopexy to fix your tilt

you cannot surgically change your eye colour
Well you can... but you risk looking uncanny and losing your vision.

damn, mirin

my siblings mog me

but they’re all HLTN - LMTN

they only mog me because im behind on a lot of things

in a few years I’ll be way ahead of them
Yeah my siblings are all boneless and don't do much for looks. But my older brother still life mogs me cause he has an ltr with a hot italian girl.
 
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Well you can... but you risk looking uncanny and losing your vision
eye colour lasers aren’t worth the risks and downsides whatsoever

me personally i don’t even consider it a viable option
Yeah my siblings are all boneless and don't do much for looks. But my older brother still life mogs me cause he has an ltr with a hot italian girl.
mirin that

is the beta buxxing tho? :feelskek:

what’s your looks level at
 
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eye colour lasers aren’t worth the risks and downsides whatsoever

me personally i don’t even consider it a viable option

mirin that

is the beta buxxing tho? :feelskek:

what’s your looks level at
Nah hes a normal college student. I dunno man. Maybe it is about the personality. Hes a 5'7 ltn.


Im a mmtn. I can reach hmtn if I take some super frauded picture.
 
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Today I looked in the mirror and I saw a future htn.

Just need some filler and colored contacts for my T50 subhuman eyes.

I also need to find a way to get shiny skin.
photo?:lul:
 
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best of luck boyo. wishing u nothing but the best
 
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Nah hes a normal college student. I dunno man. Maybe it is about the personality. Hes a 5'7 ltn.


Im a mmtn. I can reach hmtn if I take some super frauded picture.
why not get surgeries to reach htn?
 
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Im in highschool still, but once I get out I'll start planning actual hardmaxxes.
what kinds are you looking at?

could shoot me a PM and we could discuss your face

im delving into surgeries myself soon
 
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what kinds are you looking at?

could shoot me a PM and we could discuss your face

im delving into surgeries myself soon
Canthoplasty.
MARPE.


Those are prob the main ones.

Maybe some minor filler.

I think ive got a rough idea on what I need.
 
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Canthoplasty.
MARPE.


Those are prob the main ones.

Maybe some minor filler.

I think ive got a rough idea on what I need.
don’t get marpe

and is your tilt that bad?

you could be better off getting a pexy
 
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don’t get marpe

and is your tilt that bad?

you could be better off getting a pexy
Why should I not get marpe. My palate is narrow. Ive never done braces since my teeth grew in straight, but I have a narrow smile.

I have a neutral canthal tilt. So its nothing special.
 
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Why should I not get marpe. My palate is narrow. Ive never done braces since my teeth grew in straight, but I have a narrow smile.
not worth the side effects

will make your alar base wider

and your face slightly longer

even then

mse mogs marpe

but generally you’re better off doing other things.

you might not even be a proper candidate if your teeth are aligned and your bite is proper regardless of if your palate is narrow
I have a neutral canthal tilt. So its nothing special.
don’t touch your eyes.

your tilt is neutral so its fine

it’s not worth the risks
 
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