pandamonium
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phishing:
Expectation - hellcats n whippits after a month
Reality - your email has been marked as spam.
Dont even bother unless u have some cracked out software able to send millions of emails a day and can dedicate time into making a actually legit looking website. Its a numbers game since 99% wont even see it thanks to internal and automatic security but the 1% who do see it probably wont even fall for it
Sim swapping
Expectation - offer to the cartel
Reality - the next 18 months of your life dedicated to getting loads of personal info from someone just in hopes some underpaid indian tech support at verizon can believe ur dumbass and swap the sim. Also just know that even if you succesfully do this. That doesnt mean that youll even get money since ul need shit like bank info for u to even be able to get any sort of money.
Dead if beginner and havent been taking social engineering classes since pre k
Carding:
Expectation - free ps5s for next 10 years
Reality -
You: $400 deposit
Scammer: ight bet imma give u some cards
You: thanks broo i rlly need this that was the last of my aunties funeral money it would be rlly fucked up if u exit scammed me and then used the credit card info i put into this sketchy phishing looking site to run more carding schemes
Scammer: nah bro u know i fwu my boy
Doordash: we’ve rexeived your purchase of $300 worth of nike techs & premium steak
Botnetting school:
Expectation - tennessee public schools have sent you 10,000 with the note “please remove the virus it keeps showing reddit sophie rains x dredd leaks every 5 mins”
Reality -feds waiting outside with 4k video of you installing pornhub viruses
Wires:
Didnt even bother researching cuz it sounds like some russian hacker tier shit dont even bother if u dont know 19 coding languages and cybersecurity
Beaming/ratting/logging:
expectation - im going to finesse retarded kids trying to download roblox infinite jump cheats for their blackberry deluxe
Reality - ur dumbass doesnt know how to actually make beam software so u download some shitty rat off github and proceed to get beamed meanwhile 18 pizzas are headed towards ur door with the only upside being that they knew ur favorite kind so atleast u not getting some weak ass papa johns shit just for u to realize they ordered with grubhub so now that shit coming extra cold so u have to initiate a refund despite conflicting thoughts however much to ur chagrin grubhub cancels the refund cause last time u. Had previously attempted to order 26 saweetie meals with 59 cent tip and refund it claiming ur order got damaged and u sent them a pic of some shit off reddit with a maggot in a random burger
Refunding:
Expectation - $0 ps5 and only $32 shipping fees that ull flip on fb marketplace for $250 claiming that u dont use it anymore
Reality - amazon asks for u to return the package and u return some broken ps2 thinking they wont check u then get charged for wire fraud
If you are sub 140 iq and are serious about scammjng the only shit u should attempt is refund method as it doesnt rlly require iq and is low risk. Also just say ur package got lost/stolen and make sure theres no cameras or anything in ur neighborhood that polixe could use as evidence just in case they decide to file a police report
Anything else not on here is either shitty or requires knowledge/connections
In 99% of “scams” the only one getting scammed is the nigga trying to scam in question. If you dont have ties with netten yahoo or have 180 iq and know 5 languages dont even bother
Expectation - hellcats n whippits after a month
Reality - your email has been marked as spam.
Dont even bother unless u have some cracked out software able to send millions of emails a day and can dedicate time into making a actually legit looking website. Its a numbers game since 99% wont even see it thanks to internal and automatic security but the 1% who do see it probably wont even fall for it
Sim swapping
Expectation - offer to the cartel
Reality - the next 18 months of your life dedicated to getting loads of personal info from someone just in hopes some underpaid indian tech support at verizon can believe ur dumbass and swap the sim. Also just know that even if you succesfully do this. That doesnt mean that youll even get money since ul need shit like bank info for u to even be able to get any sort of money.
Dead if beginner and havent been taking social engineering classes since pre k
Carding:
Expectation - free ps5s for next 10 years
Reality -
You: $400 deposit
Scammer: ight bet imma give u some cards
You: thanks broo i rlly need this that was the last of my aunties funeral money it would be rlly fucked up if u exit scammed me and then used the credit card info i put into this sketchy phishing looking site to run more carding schemes
Scammer: nah bro u know i fwu my boy
Doordash: we’ve rexeived your purchase of $300 worth of nike techs & premium steak
Botnetting school:
Expectation - tennessee public schools have sent you 10,000 with the note “please remove the virus it keeps showing reddit sophie rains x dredd leaks every 5 mins”
Reality -feds waiting outside with 4k video of you installing pornhub viruses
Wires:
Didnt even bother researching cuz it sounds like some russian hacker tier shit dont even bother if u dont know 19 coding languages and cybersecurity
Beaming/ratting/logging:
expectation - im going to finesse retarded kids trying to download roblox infinite jump cheats for their blackberry deluxe
Reality - ur dumbass doesnt know how to actually make beam software so u download some shitty rat off github and proceed to get beamed meanwhile 18 pizzas are headed towards ur door with the only upside being that they knew ur favorite kind so atleast u not getting some weak ass papa johns shit just for u to realize they ordered with grubhub so now that shit coming extra cold so u have to initiate a refund despite conflicting thoughts however much to ur chagrin grubhub cancels the refund cause last time u. Had previously attempted to order 26 saweetie meals with 59 cent tip and refund it claiming ur order got damaged and u sent them a pic of some shit off reddit with a maggot in a random burger
Refunding:
Expectation - $0 ps5 and only $32 shipping fees that ull flip on fb marketplace for $250 claiming that u dont use it anymore
Reality - amazon asks for u to return the package and u return some broken ps2 thinking they wont check u then get charged for wire fraud
If you are sub 140 iq and are serious about scammjng the only shit u should attempt is refund method as it doesnt rlly require iq and is low risk. Also just say ur package got lost/stolen and make sure theres no cameras or anything in ur neighborhood that polixe could use as evidence just in case they decide to file a police report
Anything else not on here is either shitty or requires knowledge/connections
In 99% of “scams” the only one getting scammed is the nigga trying to scam in question. If you dont have ties with netten yahoo or have 180 iq and know 5 languages dont even bother
Then I did the same for some ultrawide monitors. This was wayyyyy before pre covid days. Those days are OVAAAAAAAA.
