I looked like this today. Got 0 IOIs from milfs.

RealFunkyFlamingo

RealFunkyFlamingo

Bloat like a Flamingo, sting like a Bee
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Am I not a milf hunter anymore. Did I fall off cuz of the insane bloat? I was literally standing next to a milf in grocery store and she crossed her arms the moment I came near her. Jfl. Even the cashier was irritated by me. I did nothing weird or something. Jflll. I must have descended to subhuman territory.
 

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Rate my beard out of 10. Should I grow it out and keep it kempt or go back to stubble. It kinda hides my bloat ngl
 
Is it my hair? Did that descend my ass? I thought it looked pretty kempt today. I brushed it put in some leave in.
 
Am I not a milf hunter anymore. Did I fall off cuz of the insane bloat? I was literally standing next to a milf in grocery store and she crossed her arms the moment I came near her. Jfl. Even the cashier was irritated by me. I did nothing weird or something. Jflll. I must have descended to subhuman territory.
That's my lad.
 
Bhai do some hardmaxxing. :feelsokman:.
 
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Bhai do some hardmaxxing. :feelsokman:.
Why hardmax if my body is haloing me. Also hardmaxxing includes swelling and no gym. I can't lose my gains
 
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Area you slaying tho:feelstastyman:?
Got some chicks in my orbit yeah but no escalation cuz I don't want to. I can't even fucking kiss them. My nose hasn't healed fully yet. I can't afford injuries or bumps on my nose yet.
 
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Got some chicks in my orbit yeah but no escalation cuz I don't want to. I can't even fucking kiss them. My nose hasn't healed fully yet. I can't afford injuries or bumps on my nose yet.
You got rhino?
 
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Wish you the best

wish you then the best Bhai. Hope everything goes fine:feelsokman:
Thanks bhai I hope so too. Although consistent gymcelling slows down healing I can't stop it. I just have to have a clean diet and wait it out.
 
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Bro, is that your natural eyebrows or? I'd like thick eyebrows like them as well 😃
 
they probably smelled that you fapped before going shopping
 
Bro, is that your natural eyebrows or? I'd like thick eyebrows like them as well 😃
Yeah they're natural I just shape them a Lil so that they look kempt
 
they probably smelled that you fapped before going shopping
I go shopping after a gym session. Who faps in the gym... Also I have become pretty desensitized I can't do it too often anymore.
 
Am I not a milf hunter anymore. Did I fall off cuz of the insane bloat? I was literally standing next to a milf in grocery store and she crossed her arms the moment I came near her. Jfl. Even the cashier was irritated by me. I did nothing weird or something. Jflll. I must have descended to subhuman territory.
No milf will risk her stable life for a ethnic scumbag like you that has nothing to offer other than a boring conversation and inward gonions to look at
 
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its been almost 6 months since i first saw you, and youre still mtn, nice one
 
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you want to be a different person? do the face implant man
 

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