I lowkey straightened my dick by beating it with both hands

[FoidSlayer127]

Idk if its the method but i used to have unappealing dick going to the left side because i used beat it with my left hand, but now i started to traind both my hands cause i wanted to become ambidextrous for fun and my dick lowkey straightened and now symmetrical. Can i apply it to my body too? because my body is assymetrical

 

[Topkra]

 

[THE ORG OGRE]

YOU GOT +10 STAT BOOST

 

[THE ORG OGRE]

WHAT IN THE ORG IS THIS

 

[shaneywaney69]

 

[FoidSlayer127]

WHAT IN THE ORG IS THIS

why the fuck yall making fun of me? im dead serious. Can i make my body simmetrical too doing something like that? And also i wasnt joking about my penis becoming straight after i started beating it with both hands, i think if you can improvbe your dick you should cause it affects your life ykwim?

 

[turkic_foidslayer]

interesting can i see it

 

[Ruinedbyfaceshape]

bends left so whenever I piss I have to adjust aim

 

[FoidSlayer127]

interesting can i see it

You are gay as fuck, but you should practice it for sure, bc you lose nothing but making your dick straight would help you in your sex live for sure cause foids love straight dicks more

 

[dnr.net]

Idk if its the method but i used to have unappealing dick going to the left side because i used beat it with my left hand, but now i started to traind both my hands cause i wanted to become ambidextrous for fun and my dick lowkey straightened and now symmetrical. Can i apply it to my body too? because my body is assymetrical

Gonna have to try this shit out i experiment too much not to attempt this, gonna go beat my dick like it owes me money

 

[peterk1287]

Idk if its the method but i used to have unappealing dick going to the left side because i used beat it with my left hand, but now i started to traind both my hands cause i wanted to become ambidextrous for fun and my dick lowkey straightened and now symmetrical. Can i apply it to my body too? because my body is assymetrical

Tales

 

[FoidSlayer127]

Gonna have to try this shit out i experiment too much not to attempt this, gonna go beat my dick like it owes me money

Then tell me did it worked or nah, cause it worked for me

 

[dnr.net]

Then tell me did it worked or nah, cause it worked for me

beat that shit for a couple hours straight while showering it with spit safe to say my skin is red,bruised and burning with blisters


(it also didnt give me any money back)

 

[blackpilledgroyper]

this forum might be the funniest shit ive ever fucking read bro

 

[subhumam_5]

You gotta do what you gotta do bhai

 

[tscoer]

@Clavicular wouldve taken 50 dollars for that info