I made my decisioni

[ShawarmaFilth]

I’m buying an escort

150-200 dollars will probably get me a ltb with a good body

 

[<6PSLcel]

good choice actually, I was meant to do the same last year but I chickened out, let a nigga know how it goes

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

good choice actually, I was meant to do the same last year but I chickened out, let a nigga know how it goes

I’m scared tbh, i will do it once i’m 12%

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

good choice actually, I was meant to do the same last year but I chickened out, let a nigga know how it goes

But what if i ascend and i can lose it to another virgin? Fuckk i dont wanna ruin this experience im scRe

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Noooo, please join my clan of lifelong volcels

At least don't have intercourse. Then you can be part of the lifelong virgins crew

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Noooo, please join my clan of lifelong volcels

At least don't have intercourse. Then you can be part of the lifelong virgins crew

I’m not a volcel im literally inkwell

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I’m not a volcel im literally inkwell

Incels are welcome as long as they are volcel mentally. Please join, we have refreshments

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Incels are welcome as long as they are volcel mentally. Please join, we have refreshments

I want pussy so bad


Bro ur not khhv u cheater

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I want pussy so bad


Bro ur not khhv u cheater

I had a hug and handhold at age 12, that's all

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I had a hug and handhold at age 12, that's all

FAKECELLL fakcellll!!

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I had a hug and handhold at age 12, that's all

Pleaseee bro i want pussy let me ruck

Ok if i wear condom can is till be incited

 

[IntelligentCel]

I’m buying an escort

150-200 dollars will probably get me a ltb with a good body

Why pay money? I can allow you to fuck me for free.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Pleaseee bro i want pussy let me ruck

Ok if i wear condom can is till be incited

Condom sex is borderline but still sex by pretty much everyone's definition. Pussy smells and is dirty, just get a blowjob or boobjob, and keep your virginity like a true sigma

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Condom sex is borderline but still sex by pretty much everyone's definition. Pussy smells and is dirty, just get a blowjob or boobjob, and keep your virginity like a true sigma

Anal?

 

[IntelligentCel]

Pleaseee bro i want pussy let me ruck

Ok if i wear condom can is till be incited

Condom sex isn't really sex, because the dick doesn't even touch the pussy.

Condom sex is for beta men women don't want to do anything with but still sleep for them for some reasons... it could be for money, for validation, because of loneliness, etc...

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Anal?

Gengar counts that as losing virginity. I don't think so. But anal is disgusting, but go ahead and you're still a virgin in my eyes

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Gengar counts that as losing virginity. I don't think so. But anal is disgusting, but go ahead and you're still a virgin in my eyes

Okay, i’ll get anal and head

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Gengar counts that as losing virginity. I don't think so. But anal is disgusting, but go ahead and you're still a virgin in my eyes

And boobjob

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Okay, i’ll get anal and head

Make sure to slap her ass and call her a dirty whore

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Gengar counts that as losing virginity. I don't think so. But anal is disgusting, but go ahead and you're still a virgin in my eyes

We need to make a crew and put in our titles the name of it

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Make sure to slap her ass and call her a dirty whore

I’m too high inhib but ill try if i dont cum fast enough

 

[Azonin]

if you ever buy an escort, you will never be chad

 

[IntelligentCel]

Gengar counts that as losing virginity. I don't think so. But anal is disgusting, but go ahead and you're still a virgin in my eyes

Why shouldn't anal sex be counted as losing virginity?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

We need to make a crew and put in our titles the name of it

Lifelong Virgins is too vague, and would include non voluntary ones

Lifelong Volcels isn't necessarily true if engaging in other sexual activity, but could work

What a dilemma

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Why shouldn't anal sex be counted as losing virginity?

Cos it's not in the vagina. If anal counts why not oral?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Lifelong Virgins is too vague, and would include non voluntary ones

Lifelong Volcels isn't necessarily true if engaging in other sexual activity, but could work

What a dilemma

We do lifelong volcels, even whore muslim girls do anal to prevent losing their virginity

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

if you ever buy an escort, you will never be chad

I was never gonna be chad anyway lol

 

[optimisticzoomer]

We do lifelong volcels, even whore muslim girls do anal to prevent losing their virginity

I'm president, and you can be my vice president

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I'm president, and you can be my vice president

We cant make it yet, once i officially become a volcel

 

[AustinCutler]

post ur choice

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I'm president, and you can be my vice president

When you blatantly deny vaginal sex you officially become a volcel

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

post ur choice

I can only do 150-200 so shes prolly gonna be ugly lol

 

[AustinCutler]

I can only do 150-200 so shes prolly gonna be ugly lol

NO LOL in my country u can fuck a stacy lite for that jfl

 

[optimisticzoomer]

When you blatantly deny vaginal sex you officially become a volcel

I'm volcel because I'm avoiding women in the first place

I'm also choosing not to visit an escort, making me volcel

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

NO LOL in my country u can fuck a stacy lite for that jfl

Well in the United Puppets of Isreal its like 700 for a stacylite

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I'm volcel because I'm avoiding women in the first place

I'm also choosing not to visit an escort, making me volcel

I mean yeah if ur denying yourself of pussy ur volcel

@Gengar if i send a sex tape will i get banned cause im not 18?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I mean yeah if ur denying yourself of pussy ur volcel

@Gengar if i send a sex tape will i get banned cause im not 18?

So in 2 days' time you will be volcel as you could fuck an escort tomorrow

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

So in 2 days' time you will be volcel as you could fuck an escort tomorrow

I’m getting to 12% (around a month) bf and nah i xnat fuck an escort

Once i fet my car (around a month)


So in about. Amonth i’m officially volcel

 

[JohnDoe]

Absolutely Haram!

 

[chrisN]

good choice actually, I was meant to do the same last year but I chickened out, let a nigga know how it goes

I’m buying an escort

150-200 dollars will probably get me a ltb with a good body

unironically one of the best decisions i made

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Absolutely Haram!

I cnat bro i cnat handle it

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

unironically one of the best decisions i made

Really? Explain why

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I cnat bro i cnat handle it

Im so behind in everything in life

 

[chrisN]

Really? Explain why

she taught me how to have sex, i skipped awkward virgin phase i would have gotten with a real girl, and it was genuinely just fun in general

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I’m getting to 12% (around a month) bf and nah i xnat fuck an escort

Once i fet my car (around a month)


So in about. Amonth i’m officially volcel

When are you going to get your dick sucked by this escort?

 

[sickdawgie]

Omg I wish it was legal here

 

[greycel]

I didn’t expect this from you bhai

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I didn’t expect this from you bhai

I woulda waited if i was gauranteed a virgin, but hey

I’m not doint vaginal, so the special moment is still safe

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I didn’t expect this from you bhai

sorry bro

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Omg I wish it was legal here

Its illegal here too