I made my decisioni

[Deleted member 67293]

I’m buying an escort

150-200 dollars will probably get me a ltb with a good body

 

[6PSLcel]

good choice actually, I was meant to do the same last year but I chickened out, let a nigga know how it goes

 

[Deleted member 67293]

good choice actually, I was meant to do the same last year but I chickened out, let a nigga know how it goes

I’m scared tbh, i will do it once i’m 12%

 

[Deleted member 67293]

good choice actually, I was meant to do the same last year but I chickened out, let a nigga know how it goes

But what if i ascend and i can lose it to another virgin? Fuckk i dont wanna ruin this experience im scRe

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Noooo, please join my clan of lifelong volcels

At least don't have intercourse. Then you can be part of the lifelong virgins crew

 

[Deleted member 67293]

Noooo, please join my clan of lifelong volcels

At least don't have intercourse. Then you can be part of the lifelong virgins crew

I’m not a volcel im literally inkwell

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I’m not a volcel im literally inkwell

Incels are welcome as long as they are volcel mentally. Please join, we have refreshments

 

[Deleted member 67293]

Incels are welcome as long as they are volcel mentally. Please join, we have refreshments

I want pussy so bad


Bro ur not khhv u cheater

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I want pussy so bad


Bro ur not khhv u cheater

I had a hug and handhold at age 12, that's all

 

[Deleted member 67293]

I had a hug and handhold at age 12, that's all

FAKECELLL fakcellll!!

 

[Deleted member 67293]

I had a hug and handhold at age 12, that's all

Pleaseee bro i want pussy let me ruck

Ok if i wear condom can is till be incited

 

[IntelligentCel]

I’m buying an escort

150-200 dollars will probably get me a ltb with a good body

Why pay money? I can allow you to fuck me for free.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Pleaseee bro i want pussy let me ruck

Ok if i wear condom can is till be incited

Condom sex is borderline but still sex by pretty much everyone's definition. Pussy smells and is dirty, just get a blowjob or boobjob, and keep your virginity like a true sigma

 

[Deleted member 67293]

Condom sex is borderline but still sex by pretty much everyone's definition. Pussy smells and is dirty, just get a blowjob or boobjob, and keep your virginity like a true sigma

Anal?

 

[IntelligentCel]

Pleaseee bro i want pussy let me ruck

Ok if i wear condom can is till be incited

Condom sex isn't really sex, because the dick doesn't even touch the pussy.

Condom sex is for beta men women don't want to do anything with but still sleep for them for some reasons... it could be for money, for validation, because of loneliness, etc...

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Anal?

Gengar counts that as losing virginity. I don't think so. But anal is disgusting, but go ahead and you're still a virgin in my eyes

 

[Deleted member 67293]

Gengar counts that as losing virginity. I don't think so. But anal is disgusting, but go ahead and you're still a virgin in my eyes

Okay, i’ll get anal and head

 

[Deleted member 67293]

Gengar counts that as losing virginity. I don't think so. But anal is disgusting, but go ahead and you're still a virgin in my eyes

And boobjob

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Okay, i’ll get anal and head

Make sure to slap her ass and call her a dirty whore

 

[Deleted member 67293]

Gengar counts that as losing virginity. I don't think so. But anal is disgusting, but go ahead and you're still a virgin in my eyes

We need to make a crew and put in our titles the name of it

 

[Deleted member 67293]

Make sure to slap her ass and call her a dirty whore

I’m too high inhib but ill try if i dont cum fast enough

 

[Deleted member 67900]

if you ever buy an escort, you will never be chad

 

[IntelligentCel]

Gengar counts that as losing virginity. I don't think so. But anal is disgusting, but go ahead and you're still a virgin in my eyes

Why shouldn't anal sex be counted as losing virginity?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

We need to make a crew and put in our titles the name of it

Lifelong Virgins is too vague, and would include non voluntary ones

Lifelong Volcels isn't necessarily true if engaging in other sexual activity, but could work

What a dilemma

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Why shouldn't anal sex be counted as losing virginity?

Cos it's not in the vagina. If anal counts why not oral?

 

[Deleted member 67293]

Lifelong Virgins is too vague, and would include non voluntary ones

Lifelong Volcels isn't necessarily true if engaging in other sexual activity, but could work

What a dilemma

We do lifelong volcels, even whore muslim girls do anal to prevent losing their virginity

 

[Deleted member 67293]

if you ever buy an escort, you will never be chad

I was never gonna be chad anyway lol

 

[optimisticzoomer]

We do lifelong volcels, even whore muslim girls do anal to prevent losing their virginity

I'm president, and you can be my vice president

 

[Deleted member 67293]

I'm president, and you can be my vice president

We cant make it yet, once i officially become a volcel

 

[AustinCutler]

post ur choice

 

[Deleted member 67293]

I'm president, and you can be my vice president

When you blatantly deny vaginal sex you officially become a volcel

 

[Deleted member 67293]

post ur choice

I can only do 150-200 so shes prolly gonna be ugly lol

 

[AustinCutler]

I can only do 150-200 so shes prolly gonna be ugly lol

NO LOL in my country u can fuck a stacy lite for that jfl

 

[optimisticzoomer]

When you blatantly deny vaginal sex you officially become a volcel

I'm volcel because I'm avoiding women in the first place

I'm also choosing not to visit an escort, making me volcel

 

[Deleted member 67293]

NO LOL in my country u can fuck a stacy lite for that jfl

Well in the United Puppets of Isreal its like 700 for a stacylite

 

[Deleted member 67293]

I'm volcel because I'm avoiding women in the first place

I'm also choosing not to visit an escort, making me volcel

I mean yeah if ur denying yourself of pussy ur volcel

@Gengar if i send a sex tape will i get banned cause im not 18?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I mean yeah if ur denying yourself of pussy ur volcel

@Gengar if i send a sex tape will i get banned cause im not 18?

So in 2 days' time you will be volcel as you could fuck an escort tomorrow

 

[Deleted member 67293]

So in 2 days' time you will be volcel as you could fuck an escort tomorrow

I’m getting to 12% (around a month) bf and nah i xnat fuck an escort

Once i fet my car (around a month)


So in about. Amonth i’m officially volcel

 

[JohnDoe]

Absolutely Haram!

 

[Deleted member 23245]

good choice actually, I was meant to do the same last year but I chickened out, let a nigga know how it goes

I’m buying an escort

150-200 dollars will probably get me a ltb with a good body

unironically one of the best decisions i made

 

[Deleted member 67293]

Absolutely Haram!

I cnat bro i cnat handle it

 

[Deleted member 67293]

unironically one of the best decisions i made

Really? Explain why

 

[Deleted member 67293]

I cnat bro i cnat handle it

Im so behind in everything in life

 

[Deleted member 23245]

Really? Explain why

she taught me how to have sex, i skipped awkward virgin phase i would have gotten with a real girl, and it was genuinely just fun in general

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I’m getting to 12% (around a month) bf and nah i xnat fuck an escort

Once i fet my car (around a month)


So in about. Amonth i’m officially volcel

When are you going to get your dick sucked by this escort?

 

[Deleted member 59870]

Omg I wish it was legal here

 

[greycel]

I didn’t expect this from you bhai

 

[Deleted member 67293]

I didn’t expect this from you bhai

I woulda waited if i was gauranteed a virgin, but hey

I’m not doint vaginal, so the special moment is still safe

 

[Deleted member 67293]

I didn’t expect this from you bhai

sorry bro

 

[Deleted member 67293]

Omg I wish it was legal here

Its illegal here too