I masturbated 7 times today while being sleep-deprived

[Gengar]

 

[PARISIEN]

good job

 

[Gengar]

good job

Thanks bhai.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Cooming while sleep deprived mogs so hard, the orgasms are like 100x amplified no idea why
I should try gooning on drugs and sleep deprived

 

[Gengar]

Cooming while sleep deprived mogs so hard, the orgasms are like 100x amplified no idea why
I should try gooning on drugs and sleep deprived

Really? I didn’t feel any difference. I must be dead inside.

 

[Beastimmung]

When im sleep deprived I don'T fap

 

[glizzygnasher68]

bruh how, most i've done is 3

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Really? I didn’t feel any difference. I must be dead inside.

Ye and i forgot to mention i just feel way hornier after not sleeping or sleeping low amount so bigger reason to fap in the first place

 

[tomm1453]

i havent jerked in a whiel

 

[Gengar]

When im sleep deprived I don'T fap

Yeah, I don’t do that either normally. Because it just makes you more tired. I tried to sleep but wasn’t able to.

 

[Gengar]

bruh how, most i've done is 3

It’s spread throughout the day. I’m not doing it in a row.

 

[The Grinch]

My record was 4 times in a day. I tried more but nothing came out anymore

 

[Gengar]

Ye and i forgot to mention i just feel way hornier after not sleeping or sleeping low amount so bigger reason to fap in the first place

I only feel that way when I’m masturbating. If I don’t masturbate then I’m pretty much asexual.

 

[The Grinch]

How the fuck is that even possible?

 

[Gengar]

i havent jerked in a whiel

You’re gonna coom buckets.

 

[Gengar]

My record was 4 times in a day. I tried more but nothing came out anymore

Well, you probably tried to do it too quickly. Like, you didn’t wait long enough in-between. Sperm is created every second after all. If you had waited like an hour or more, I am sure sperm would have come out.

 

[Gengar]

How the fuck is that even possible?

Just spread it throughout the day rather than doing it in a row.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

My record was 4 times in a day. I tried more but nothing came out anymore

I do that +1 everyday

 

[Beastimmung]

Yeah, I don’t do that either normally. Because it just makes you more tired. I tried to sleep but wasn’t able to.

Just lie down then, still is rest.

Never got that whole "couldn't sleep" shit, when you can't sleep you pretend to sleep and get energy that way

 

[The Grinch]

Well, you probably tried to do it too quickly. Like, you didn’t wait long enough in-between. Sperm is created every second after all. If you had waited like an hour or more, I am sure sperm would have come out.

True it was within 3 hours and I was drunk, fell asleep with my dick in my hand in the 5th attempt

 

[TsarTsar444]

Cooming while sleep deprived mogs so hard, the orgasms are like 100x amplified no idea why
I should try gooning on drugs and sleep deprived

Your brain believes you are dying or running of from some life threatening animal as the reason you can't sleep so it ramps up sperm production so you can breed one last time before you die

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Just lie down then, still is rest.

Never got that whole "couldn't sleep" shit, when you can't sleep you pretend to sleep and get energy that way

talking about dicks, if i cant sleep i just put my hand on my dick and i start getting sleepy

 

[The Grinch]

I do that +1 everyday

That’s not healthy After all. Everything should be enjoyed in moderation. @Gengar

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[tomm1453]

You’re gonna coom buckets.

last time was after a 1 week break and i almost cummed on my face

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

That’s not healthy After all. Everything should be enjoyed in moderation. @Gengar

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what a coincidence, i'm also brazilian
but 5 to 42 is quite a big jump innit

it cant be bad for me it feels right and good to do it and i dont get side effects

 

[Gengar]

I do that +1 everyday

First coom is the best, second one is pretty decent but the rest are meh.

 

[Gengar]

Just lie down then, still is rest.

Never got that whole "couldn't sleep" shit, when you can't sleep you pretend to sleep and get energy that way

I was too busy downloading porn and my PC was getting overheated and making too much noise. I have insomnia, so I have trouble falling asleep and staying asleep.

 

[edodalic29]

i had 3 in one day last week
i have been using ashwaghanda recently and my libido is to high for my own liking

 

[Gengar]

True it was within 3 hours and I was drunk, fell asleep with my dick in my hand in the 5th attempt

Yeah, don’t do that. I’ve been there and done that myself. But I wasn’t sleep-deprived those times.

 

[Gengar]

That’s not healthy After all. Everything should be enjoyed in moderation. @Gengar

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That’s the fake story I was thinking of today.

 

[Gengar]

last time was after a 1 week break and i almost cummed on my face

Mirin, I have been cooming since my early teens and never have I once ejaculated on my face.

 

[TechnoBoss]

Mirin your stamina bhai.

 

[Gengar]

what a coincidence, i'm also brazilian
but 5 to 42 is quite a big jump innit

it cant be bad for me it feels right and good to do it and i dont get side effects

The story is fake.

 

[Gengar]

i had 3 in one day last week
i have been using ashwaghanda recently and my libido is to high for my own liking

But you don’t even need to masturbate, you can literally have sex any time you want because you’re chad.

 

[Gengar]

Mirin your stamina bhai.

Thanks bhai. But masturbation is less extensive as sex. I don’t think I could have seven sex sessions.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

The story is fake.

i know

 

[The Grinch]

That’s the fake story I was thinking of today.

How do you know it’s fake, I heard of someone dying from a heart attack after fapping 19 times in a row and I just saw this one, it wasn’t that far away from the story that was confirmed by serious newspaper

 

[edodalic29]

But you don’t even need to masturbate, you can literally have sex any time you want because you’re chad.

I like using the hand every once ina while
i dont like sex tbh
if its not with my oneitis i dont care for it anymore

 

[AOL]

Mogs me to hell, I can't even masturbate once while sleep-deprived. I tried to earlier but couldn't.

 

[Gengar]

How do you know it’s fake, I heard of someone dying from a heart attack after fapping 19 times in a row and I just saw this one, it wasn’t that far away from the story that was confirmed by serious newspaper

Think about it logically. How would they know how many times he masturbated? Were there 50 or whatever freshly-stained socks laying around? Not to mention, it’s nearly impossible to masturbate and ejaculate that many times in one day.

 

[tomm1453]

Mirin, I have been cooming since my early teens and never have I once ejaculated on my face.

i think i was 9 or 10 when i first coomed but i didnt literally coom cuz there was nothing in my sack but i jerked to orgasm

 

[Gengar]

How do you know it’s fake, I heard of someone dying from a heart attack after fapping 19 times in a row and I just saw this one, it wasn’t that far away from the story that was confirmed by serious newspaper

The story about the heart attack after fapping 19 times could be true, because that’s a number within the realm of possibility.

 

[Gengar]

I like using the hand every once ina while
i dont like sex tbh
if its not with my oneitis i dont care for it anymore

I did read slayers saying that they actually preferred fap over sex. Is it because they have to deal with less things (i.e. stinky body odor / gross anus smell if doggy, more extensive/tiresome, no need to perform and no bitchiness)?

 

[IwillRope2024]

OP has mastered the art of Cooming

 

[imthesupremecel]

New ascension technique

 

[Gengar]

Mogs me to hell, I can't even masturbate once while sleep-deprived. I tried to earlier but couldn't.

Well, are you a non-KHHV? Maybe that’s why. Like, you’re not that used to masturbating any way, let alone under such circumstances.

 

[Gengar]

OP has mastered the art of Cooming

I would like to think that I have. In the past, I’ve masturbated 10 times in a row.

I did that like two times, maybe three times.

Ended up with me chafing my dick, because I’m circumcised and the constant rubbing of the fabric cut me open.

 

[Gengar]

New ascension technique

Started at the bottom and still here.

 

[imthesupremecel]

Started at the bottom and still here.

Unfortunately, it never even began

 

[Gengar]

Unfortunately, it never even began

Joever for me.