I masturbated 7 times today while being sleep-deprived

[sub5outsider]

It’s best to limit it to 1-2x a day.

im masturbating 3-4 per week

 

[Gengar]

did you actually cum on the 7th time or was it just an orgasm without cum ?

When I say “I masturbated X amount of times” I always mean that I actually finished and thus ejaculated. Yes, sperm kept coming out because I wasn’t doing this 7 times in a row. I have masturbated 10 times in a row before and after the 5th time, no sperm would come out; just the liquid fluid that accompanies sperm. That’s because I didn’t wait long enough in-between sessions as it was an all-night masturbation session.

 

[Gengar]

im masturbating 3-4 per week

Even better. If I could only do it 1x a week, I would do it. The more you abstain, the better it is. I once abstained for 3 weeks and I came buckets. Good times but can’t do it again.

 

[Entschuldigung]

So that’s what you like, eh?

Any problem with that?

 

[sub5outsider]

Even better. If I could only do it 1x a week, I would do it. The more you abstain, the better it is. I once abstained for 3 weeks and I came buckets. Good times but can’t do it again.

be busy dont have free time thats the best way only time im masturbating is when im bored and have too much free time

 

[Alt Number 3]

must be life fuel to wield that 8x6 weapon In ur hands

 

[Gengar]

Any problem with that?

maby

 

[Entschuldigung]

maby

Stop flirting with me

 

[Gengar]

be busy dont have free time thats the best way only time im masturbating is when im bored and have too much free time

I am masturbating to cope with being a dateless 28 y/o khhv.

 

[Gengar]

must be life fuel to wield that 8x6 weapon In ur hands

I’m not 8 x 6.

 

[Gengar]

Stop flirting with me

Why?

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

I’m not 8 x 6.

Cope

 

[Gengar]

Cope

I’m 6.5 x 5.75, that means I’m 1.5 inches and 0.25 inches respectively shy of being 8 x 6. I wish I was 5 x 5 instead.

 

[PsychoH]

Ja, dat zeggen ze ook op 4chan. Wordt alles letterlijk vertaald.

Wist niet dat je ook op 4chzn zat.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Allhamdullahiii your preparing for a marathon you need to do it 11 times habibi

 

[AustinCutler]

im proud of u

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

bruh how, most i've done is 3

6 for me

 

[Deleted member 78207]

ur destroying ur life force akhi, this is slow suicide pls stop

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

ur destroying ur life force akhi, this is slow suicide pls stop

Shyieeeet hwite eggygyptian

 

[Deleted member 19957]

Inb4 you start cumming blood

 

[Deleted member 78207]

Shyieeeet hwite eggygyptian

das rite we wuz

 

[Sub5kang]

I am circumcised.

So am i

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

I think I jacked it like 5 times yesterday

Fuck I hate how jerking off is a sin, why did god make incel men just to make jerking off a sin

 

[MuddyBTW]

rookie numbers

 

[Gengar]

I think I jacked it like 5 times yesterday

Fuck I hate how jerking off is a sin, why did god make incel men just to make jerking off a sin

Jerking off isn’t a sin in Islam (for single men, or husbands whose wives are far away). I know most say that it is, but it’s not and they have no idea what they’re talking about. However, I couple it with pornography viewing so that’s different and bad. There are muzzies who unironically believe it’s strictly forbidden, that even if you are in a situation where you avoid pre-marital sex by masturbating, that it’s still “a sin.”

 

[Gengar]

rookie numbers

GrAYcel moment. You can’t jerk off more than once.

 

[PARISIEN]

Wtf u did it again ?

 

[PARISIEN]

We are Monday u ninja

 

[MuddyBTW]

GrAYcel moment. You can’t jerk off more than once.

i do it 4 times before i even brush my teeth without using my hands.

 

[Gengar]

Wtf u did it again ?

Again? It was yesterday.

 

[Gengar]

i do it 4 times before i even brush my teeth without using my hands.

Sick fuck, lets his own family members jerk him off.

 

[Gengar]

We are Monday u ninja

It was Sunday.

 

[Deleted member 72832]

i’m gonna beat you at that bhai

 

[Gengar]

i’m gonna beat you at that bhai

7 isn’t my record.

 

[Deleted member 72832]

7 isn’t my record.

nah hamza said it’s bad
what is then?

 

[Gengar]

nah hamza said it’s bad
what is then?

I haven’t openly stated. But I’ve done 10 times in a row once. (Or thrice. )

 

[Deleted member 72832]

I haven’t openly stated. But I’ve done 10 times in a row once. (Or thrice. )

brutal mog bhai

 

[Gengar]

brutal mog bhai

If girls do not want my penis, then I’ll make good use of it myself.

 

[spermium]

Mirin username. But idk, I am not disgusted. It is what it is.

I'm a pathetic miserable human being I masturbate my entire days away on my bed instead of doing anything remotely productive. I wear no underwear, my pants are stained with cum and so are my sheets. My dick is battered, but I can't stop to let it recover.
I haven't attended one single exam at my uni and coomed alone every single day incessantly (0 social life btw).

 

[Imretarded?]

I thought you were a virgin.

Yes but I'm well versed in good sex theory.

Thats gonna be my strat during my first time

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Sure, come to Rotterdam and bring your son, us three are gonna do crystal meth.

I'll never do it again. 2018 in Hong Kong was the last time.

 

[SubhumanForever]

There is literally nothing wrong with that btw

 

[beniman]

Yeah, I don’t do that either normally. Because it just makes you more tired. I tried to sleep but wasn’t able to.

Weird, i get more energy after i fap