I met James Sapphire in the grocery store yesterday

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I saw James Sapphire at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 6-7 bottles of raw honey in his hands without paying.

The foid at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you're so hotttt but you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word.

After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly saying "shut up stupid foid".

Afterwards he looked at me and said "don't stare at me nigger, I'm just an average guy in the grocery store". And then left shouting "I MOG YOU ALL!"
 
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If thats not a larp mirin
 
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I saw James Sapphire at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 6-7 bottles of raw honey in his hands without paying.

The foid at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you're so hotttt but you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word.

After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly saying "shut up stupid foid".

Afterwards he looked at me and said "don't stare at me nigger, I'm just an average guy in the grocery store". And then left shouting "I MOG YOU ALL!"
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I saw James Sapphire at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 6-7 bottles of raw honey in his hands without paying.

The foid at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you're so hotttt but you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word.

After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly saying "shut up stupid foid".

Afterwards he looked at me and said "don't stare at me nigger, I'm just an average guy in the grocery store". And then left shouting "I MOG YOU ALL!"
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Should’ve stomped his shit in when you had the chance.
 
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So the prophecies were true indeed
 
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Nice copypasta
 
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Yep average guy
 
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I saw James Sapphire at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 6-7 bottles of raw honey in his hands without paying.

The foid at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you're so hotttt but you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word.

After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly saying "shut up stupid foid".

Afterwards he looked at me and said "don't stare at me nigger, I'm just an average guy in the grocery store". And then left shouting "I MOG YOU ALL!"
Has to be a larp
 
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I saw James Sapphire at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 6-7 bottles of raw honey in his hands without paying.

The foid at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you're so hotttt but you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word.

After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly saying "shut up stupid foid".

Afterwards he looked at me and said "don't stare at me nigger, I'm just an average guy in the grocery store". And then left shouting "I MOG YOU ALL!"
I got brains on nigger practice story all over again jfl
 
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I saw James Sapphire at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 6-7 bottles of raw honey in his hands without paying.

The foid at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you're so hotttt but you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word.

After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly saying "shut up stupid foid".

Afterwards he looked at me and said "don't stare at me nigger, I'm just an average guy in the grocery store". And then left shouting "I MOG YOU ALL!"
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I saw James Sapphire at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face.

I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 6-7 bottles of raw honey in his hands without paying.

The foid at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you're so hotttt but you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word.

After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly saying "shut up stupid foid".

Afterwards he looked at me and said "don't stare at me nigger, I'm just an average guy in the grocery store". And then left shouting "I MOG YOU ALL!"
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