I met my crush from elementary school

[Allandro]

We went to elementary school together and I had a crush on her, she had a crush on me too, ik it because her mom told me once(JFL).

I already met her 3 years ago when we were freshmen in high school... She was cute but fat...

I met her today, she works in a bar, she is blonde with blue eyes and a beautiful smile that kills your bad mood, I saw her in a bar(she works there prob) she smiled at me, and greeted me and I replied... She was not fat anymore, she is now thin with a stacylite face and body... 3 seconds later I thought: I want her so bad, I need to looksmaxx and be her looksmatch to get her...

She has a boyfriend who is a thugmaxxed MTN but idc.

 

[Deleted member 24371]

cuck her boyfriend

 

[Allandro]

cuck her boyfriend

I'd like to

 

[the BULL]

Just ask her out on ig
Manlet terrone stands no chance

 

[Allandro]

Just ask her out on ig
Manlet terrone stands no chance

I don't think she would accept and I don't want to ruin my image as a simp now, I'll come back in a year when I'll be leanmaxxed

 

[the BULL]

I don't think she would accept and I don't want to ruin my image as a simp now, I'll come back in a year when I'll be leanmaxxed

Don't fall for the memes. Females don't give a shit about hollow cheeks. It's all about pheno height bone structure ratios. Women Always go for the best option especially when young. And that's not simping, simping would be trying to be her friend and pay for dinners

 

[Allandro]

Don't fall for the memes. Females don't give a shit about hollow cheeks. It's all about pheno height bone structure ratios. Women Always go for the best option especially when young. And that's not simping, simping would be trying to be her friend and pay for dinners

Cope, hollow cheeks make a great difference... No possibilites with a stacylite white girl as a BloatedCheekscel

 

[Deleted member 22930]

forget her, propbably isn't even a virgin anymore

 

[the BULL]

Cope, hollow cheeks make a great difference... No possibilites with a stacylite white girl as a BloatedCheekscel
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Nah hollow cheeks make you look older. No point in waiting. You Will only regret those chances. Now it's the perfect time to text her without seeming like a stalker but just an old crush Who saw her After a long time

 

[Deleted member 22126]

Cope, hollow cheeks make a great difference... No possibilites with a stacylite white girl as a BloatedCheekscel
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Get a mouth widener and perm asap

 

[Allandro]

Get a mouth widener and perm asap

Perm is cringe nowadays, it is not fashionable anymore, it was cool in 2019-20

I prob just need to debloat my face, my palate is wide

 

[Deleted member 19453]

then you woke up

 

[Allandro]

forget her, propbably isn't even a virgin anymore

It is not important, if she's not virgin means she's more experienced

 

[Deleted member 22126]

Perm is cringe nowadays, it is not fashionable anymore, it was cool in 2019-20

I prob just need to debloat my face, my palate is wide

I meant a wavy perm
your hair is too straight

something like this mogs

 

[Allandro]

I meant a wavy perm
your hair is too straight
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something like this mogs

Agreed I need a new haircut, but I'll need at least 1 year of growth to achieve that... I tryed to not cut my hair for 6 months and I didn't get very good results.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Get a mouth widener and perm asap

Mouth wideners actually help?

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Get a mouth widener and perm asap

wide mouth is cope many psl gods just have a mouth wider than nose jfl at falling for that meme and giving urself nasolabial folds

 

[Deleted member 21735]

my crush from elemantery shcool rejected me even after putting on 10kg

 

[Allandro]

my crush from elemantery shcool rejected me even after putting on 10kg

I don't want to get a good muscle mass... Just want to get hollower cheeks

 

[Deleted member 21735]

I don't want to get a good muscle mass... Just want to get hollower cheeks

she put on 10kg

 

[Deleted member 22970]

You gotta mog him in a year OP

 

[Allandro]

You gotta mog him in a year OP

I don't want to only mog him... I want to be her looksmatch

 

[Allandro]

SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS BUT WITHOUT BRACES!! SHE'S HER CLONE

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Just ask her out on ig
Manlet terrone stands no chance

Cope, hollow cheeks make a great difference... No possibilites with a stacylite white girl as a BloatedCheekscel
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why do you fags speak english with each other

 

[Deleted member 2130]

SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THIS BUT WITHOUT BRACES!! SHE'S HER CLONE

Valentina Nappi looks better

 

[Allandro]

Valentina Nappi looks better

Cope, Valentina is a slut, she looks high class.

 

[Deleted member 2130]

Cope, Valentina is a slut, she looks high class.

High class? Looks like an English council estate chav slut

 

[Allandro]

why do you fags speak english with each other

We're not italians, we are american spies in Italy.

 

[Allandro]

High class? Looks like an English council estate chav slut

You have shitty tastes

 

[Deleted member 2130]

You have shitty tastes

You think this foid is good looking? and high class?

Maybe in the Scampia ghetto of Napoli she is considered high class but not elsewhere

 

[Allandro]

You think this foid is good looking? and high class?

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Maybe in the Scampia ghetto of Napoli she is considered high class but not elsewhere

If you ask everyone(non misogynists or gay) they'll tell you she's gl

 

[Deleted member 2130]

If you ask everyone(non misogynists or gay) they'll tell you she's gl

Maybe she is worth a fuck, but not worth to be someone's crush.

 

[Allandro]

Maybe she is worth a fuck, but not worth to be someone's crush.

She already fogs me to death so surely I can't aim to gigastacyes

 

[Allandro]

VIVA LA FIGA E CHI LA CASTIGA

 

[Bojack]

You should’ve thrown hands the moment u saw her that was your mistake nigguh