I MIGHT DIE, QUALITY THREAD

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This whole thing started when i remembered that i had hidden 30 rupees somewhere in my home, i quickly found them and wanted to go to eat dumplings, CLEAN AND FRESH, i also wanted to make it as quick as possible so my mom doesnt find out i ate goyslop, i ran as fast as i could and saw NOTHING at the place the guy sold them, near was a stall selling indian street food, mind you i live in india, and the food was just like shown in the videos, but less exxagarated, i thought to myself "this wont hurt" and then proceeded to buy 2 potato tikkis, they were tasty but the guy made it with his bare hands, i quickly ran back home, unlike other days, i felt full, i never feel full even after eating a big meal, i didnt think about it much and decided to eat something else, even though i was full, i didnt feel full, it was like a paradox, i saw a packet of cornflakes on the table, half eaten and wrapped in a plastic bag,, without much thought i quickly grabbed them and started munching without adding milk, i then decided it would be better if i poured milk in them and thats exactly what i did, i ate 2-3 bites and saw a few black dots in my bowl, i decided it was just something that fell from above my biggest mistake ever, as i started removing them i saw a literal WORM, not only that but a whole fucking bug, i ran to the kitchen and spat it out and threw the cornflakes away, I decided it would be better to just eat some bread with ketchup and oregano on top, it was the most normal food i had whole day. Time passes by and i wanted to eat something with "paneer" in it, which is a kind of cheese, so my mom told me to go buy it from a store not too far from my house, that place sold dirty and rotten food, I was still tempted and bought noodles and french fries with the money left, i dont know why but i wanted to keep eating, like something so addicting it felt like i was on drugs, i ate them and i felt fuller then ever, my mom still brought me cooked food with butermilk and i still ate them without hesitation. NOW THE MAIN THING HAPPENS, I feel like vomiting and extremely nauseous,I then got a sudden urge to go to the toilet and as soon as i shat my first brick, i felt pain, burning pain that wouldnt go away, i thought it may be because i ate spicy foods, WRONG, i looked down into the toilet and saw BLOOD INFUSED IN MY POOP, i panicked and made it as quick as possible in there, Me now terrified comes out of the bathroom and still feel full, its been 1 hour and i still feel like i just ate a full meal, my stomach is ready to explode and as soon as i stand up, i faint, i have a severe headache and zoned out a few times while writing this thread. PRAY FOR ME, AND IF I DONT MAKE IT, GODBLESS, GOODBYE ILL MEET YOU GUYS IN HELL @Jatt
 
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This whole thing started when i remembered that i had hidden 30 rupees somewhere in my home, i quickly found them and wanted to go to eat dumplings, CLEAN AND FRESH, i also wanted to make it as quick as possible so my mom doesnt find out i ate goyslop, i ran as fast as i could and saw NOTHING at the place the guy sold them, near was a stall selling indian street food, mind you i live in india, and the food was just like shown in the videos, but less exxagarated, i thought to myself "this wont hurt" and then proceeded to buy 2 potato tikkis, they were tasty but the guy made it with his bare hands, i quickly ran back home, unlike other days, i felt full, i never feel full even after eating a big meal, i didnt think about it much and decided to eat something else, even though i was full, i didnt feel full, it was like a paradox, i saw a packet of cornflakes on the table, half eaten and wrapped in a plastic bag,, without much thought i quickly grabbed them and started munching without adding milk, i then decided it would be better if i poured milk in them and thats exactly what i did, i ate 2-3 bites and saw a few black dots in my bowl, i decided it was just something that fell from above my biggest mistake ever, as i started removing them i saw a literal WORM, not only that but a whole fucking bug, i ran to the kitchen and spat it out and threw the cornflakes away, I decided it would be better to just eat some bread with ketchup and oregano on top, it was the most normal food i had whole day. Time passes by and i wanted to eat something with "paneer" in it, which is a kind of cheese, so my mom told me to go buy it from a store not too far from my house, that place sold dirty and rotten food, I was still tempted and bought noodles and french fries with the money left, i dont know why but i wanted to keep eating, like something so addicting it felt like i was on drugs, i ate them and i felt fuller then ever, my mom still brought me cooked food with butermilk and i still ate them without hesitation. NOW THE MAIN THING HAPPENS, I feel like vomiting and extremely nauseous,I then got a sudden urge to go to the toilet and as soon as i shat my first brick, i felt pain, burning pain that wouldnt go away, i thought it may be because i ate spicy foods, WRONG, i looked down into the toilet and saw BLOOD INFUSED IN MY POOP, i panicked and made it as quick as possible in there, Me now terrified comes out of the bathroom and still feel full, its been 1 hour and i still feel like i just ate a full meal, my stomach is ready to explode and as soon as i stand up, i faint, i have a severe headache and zoned out a few times while writing this thread. PRAY FOR ME, AND IF I DONT MAKE IT, GODBLESS, GOODBYE ILL MEET YOU GUYS IN HELL @Jatt

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This whole thing started when i remembered that i had hidden 30 rupees somewhere in my home, i quickly found them and wanted to go to eat dumplings, CLEAN AND FRESH, i also wanted to make it as quick as possible so my mom doesnt find out i ate goyslop, i ran as fast as i could and saw NOTHING at the place the guy sold them, near was a stall selling indian street food, mind you i live in india, and the food was just like shown in the videos, but less exxagarated, i thought to myself "this wont hurt" and then proceeded to buy 2 potato tikkis, they were tasty but the guy made it with his bare hands, i quickly ran back home, unlike other days, i felt full, i never feel full even after eating a big meal, i didnt think about it much and decided to eat something else, even though i was full, i didnt feel full, it was like a paradox, i saw a packet of cornflakes on the table, half eaten and wrapped in a plastic bag,, without much thought i quickly grabbed them and started munching without adding milk, i then decided it would be better if i poured milk in them and thats exactly what i did, i ate 2-3 bites and saw a few black dots in my bowl, i decided it was just something that fell from above my biggest mistake ever, as i started removing them i saw a literal WORM, not only that but a whole fucking bug, i ran to the kitchen and spat it out and threw the cornflakes away, I decided it would be better to just eat some bread with ketchup and oregano on top, it was the most normal food i had whole day. Time passes by and i wanted to eat something with "paneer" in it, which is a kind of cheese, so my mom told me to go buy it from a store not too far from my house, that place sold dirty and rotten food, I was still tempted and bought noodles and french fries with the money left, i dont know why but i wanted to keep eating, like something so addicting it felt like i was on drugs, i ate them and i felt fuller then ever, my mom still brought me cooked food with butermilk and i still ate them without hesitation. NOW THE MAIN THING HAPPENS, I feel like vomiting and extremely nauseous,I then got a sudden urge to go to the toilet and as soon as i shat my first brick, i felt pain, burning pain that wouldnt go away, i thought it may be because i ate spicy foods, WRONG, i looked down into the toilet and saw BLOOD INFUSED IN MY POOP, i panicked and made it as quick as possible in there, Me now terrified comes out of the bathroom and still feel full, its been 1 hour and i still feel like i just ate a full meal, my stomach is ready to explode and as soon as i stand up, i faint, i have a severe headache and zoned out a few times while writing this thread. PRAY FOR ME, AND IF I DONT MAKE IT, GODBLESS, GOODBYE ILL MEET YOU GUYS IN HELL @Jatt

if there is blood in your poop, it may indicate that your liver is failing. Visit a fucking hospital and get off looksmax.org
 
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if there is blood in your poop, it may indicate that your liver is failing. Visit a fucking hospital and get off looksmax.org
NO WAY, A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 3 DAYS AND THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY LIVER AND ITS TENDER:feelswhy:
 
NO WAY, A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 3 DAYS AND THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY LIVER AND ITS TENDER:feelswhy:
go to the hospital broski, I am certainly not a doctor but liver damage makes sense since you ate bugs. Maybe there is stomach damage or something idk. All this looksmaxxing won't matter if ur dead:hnghn:
 
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This whole thing started when i remembered that i had hidden 30 rupees somewhere in my home, i quickly found them and wanted to go to eat dumplings, CLEAN AND FRESH, i also wanted to make it as quick as possible so my mom doesnt find out i ate goyslop, i ran as fast as i could and saw NOTHING at the place the guy sold them, near was a stall selling indian street food, mind you i live in india, and the food was just like shown in the videos, but less exxagarated, i thought to myself "this wont hurt" and then proceeded to buy 2 potato tikkis, they were tasty but the guy made it with his bare hands, i quickly ran back home, unlike other days, i felt full, i never feel full even after eating a big meal, i didnt think about it much and decided to eat something else, even though i was full, i didnt feel full, it was like a paradox, i saw a packet of cornflakes on the table, half eaten and wrapped in a plastic bag,, without much thought i quickly grabbed them and started munching without adding milk, i then decided it would be better if i poured milk in them and thats exactly what i did, i ate 2-3 bites and saw a few black dots in my bowl, i decided it was just something that fell from above my biggest mistake ever, as i started removing them i saw a literal WORM, not only that but a whole fucking bug, i ran to the kitchen and spat it out and threw the cornflakes away, I decided it would be better to just eat some bread with ketchup and oregano on top, it was the most normal food i had whole day. Time passes by and i wanted to eat something with "paneer" in it, which is a kind of cheese, so my mom told me to go buy it from a store not too far from my house, that place sold dirty and rotten food, I was still tempted and bought noodles and french fries with the money left, i dont know why but i wanted to keep eating, like something so addicting it felt like i was on drugs, i ate them and i felt fuller then ever, my mom still brought me cooked food with butermilk and i still ate them without hesitation. NOW THE MAIN THING HAPPENS, I feel like vomiting and extremely nauseous,I then got a sudden urge to go to the toilet and as soon as i shat my first brick, i felt pain, burning pain that wouldnt go away, i thought it may be because i ate spicy foods, WRONG, i looked down into the toilet and saw BLOOD INFUSED IN MY POOP, i panicked and made it as quick as possible in there, Me now terrified comes out of the bathroom and still feel full, its been 1 hour and i still feel like i just ate a full meal, my stomach is ready to explode and as soon as i stand up, i faint, i have a severe headache and zoned out a few times while writing this thread. PRAY FOR ME, AND IF I DONT MAKE IT, GODBLESS, GOODBYE ILL MEET YOU GUYS IN HELL @Jatt

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go to the hospital broski, I am certainly not a doctor but liver damage makes sense since you ate bugs. Maybe there is stomach damage or something idk. All this looksmaxxing won't matter if ur dead:hnghn:
i.. i think its over
 
You're like a normal human but Indian at the same time
 
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dude shouldnt you go to a hospital if your liver is failing hello why tf are you still on here
 
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dude shouldnt you go to a hospital if your liver is failing hello why tf are you still on here
i dnr like 90% of what he said but if thats true then yeah i hope u get better on a real note go to the hospital asap
 
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i dnr like 90% of what he said but if thats true then yeah i hope u get better on a real note go to the hospital asap
um, my mom told me to not eat goyslop at all after i was hospitalized, but i didnt listen and i am now here:hnghn:
 

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