i MIGHT have fumbled a htb 😭😭

[Peubert]

I WAS IN CLASS RIGHT, AND I GOT PAIRED UP WITH LIKE 2 FOIDS, LUCKLY IM "FRIENDS" BOTH OF THEM (i just hang out with them for a bit during breaks when my hb isnt around so i dont look nd and lonely)

MIND U ONE OF THEM (LETS CALL HER CR BOMBER CUZ SHES MUSLIM

) IS LOWKEY PRETTY ASF AND I LIKED HER FOR YEARS BUT RN IM JUST IGNORING THOSE FEELINGS CUZ IM LOWKEY BROKE AND STUCK IN MTN HELL

SO BEFORE WE HAD TO WORK TOGHETER ON SOME RANDOM ARTS SHIT( I DONT EVEN KNOW WTF WE HAD TO DO BUT IT WAS SOME AUTISTIC SHIT WITH CLAY )

I WAS TRYING NOT TO GET NERVOUS SO I DESCIDED TO JUST LARP BEING CONFIDENT, SKIP A FEW MINUTES AHEAD AND IM HAVING A FULL CONVO WHILE WITH HER AND SHES LAUGHING AT MY JOKES

OUTTA NOWHERE HER FRIEND (ALSO A FOID) THROWS THIS CRAZY PRIME KEVIN DE BRUYNE PASS WITH THE LINE
"oh my godd are you and CR Bomber MARRIED or something you guys have been talking for like 20 minutessssuhhh"

THEN CR BOMBER LAUGHS AND SHIT AND SAYS "nooo hes talking to me (NOT TRUE BTW CUZ SHE WAS ALSO TALKING TO ME) like, (PEUBERT) DO YOU LOVE ME OR SOMETHING?"


I SWEAR THIS IS NOT LARP BRO SHE ASKED THIS PLAYFULLY WHILE LOOKING AT ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND GUESS WHAT I DID??

....




I GOT SCARED AND STARTED DOING THE FUCKING CLAY ASSIGNMENT THING WITHOUT ANSWERING HER QUESTION

BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME SORT OF JOKE ANYWAY


tagging fellow chads by late 2026 @cortisolman2 @zudlife @copemaxingll @unknownincel

 

[iblamexyz]

she wasn't htb

 

[Peubert]

b

 

[AppealGod123]

I WAS IN CLASS RIGHT, AND I GOT PAIRED UP WITH LIKE 2 FOIDS, LUCKLY IM "FRIENDS" BOTH OF THEM (i just hang out with them for a bit during breaks when my hb isnt around so i dont look nd and lonely)

MIND U ONE OF THEM (LETS CALL HER CR BOMBER CUZ SHES MUSLIM

) IS LOWKEY PRETTY ASF AND I LIKED HER FOR YEARS BUT RN IM JUST IGNORING THOSE FEELINGS CUZ IM LOWKEY BROKE AND STUCK IN MTN HELL

SO BEFORE WE HAD TO WORK TOGHETER ON SOME RANDOM ARTS SHIT( I DONT EVEN KNOW WTF WE HAD TO DO BUT IT WAS SOME AUTISTIC SHIT WITH CLAY )

I WAS TRYING NOT TO GET NERVOUS SO I DESCIDED TO JUST LARP BEING CONFIDENT, SKIP A FEW MINUTES AHEAD AND IM HAVING A FULL CONVO WHILE WITH HER AND SHES LAUGHING AT MY JOKES

OUTTA NOWHERE HER FRIEND (ALSO A FOID) THROWS THIS CRAZY PRIME KEVIN DE BRUYNE PASS WITH THE LINE
"oh my godd are you and CR Bomber MARRIED or something you guys have been talking for like 20 minutessssuhhh"

THEN CR BOMBER LAUGHS AND SHIT AND SAYS "nooo hes talking to me (NOT TRUE BTW CUZ SHE WAS ALSO TALKING TO ME) like, (PEUBERT) DO YOU LOVE ME OR SOMETHING?"


I SWEAR THIS IS NOT LARP BRO SHE ASKED THIS PLAYFULLY WHILE LOOKING AT ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND GUESS WHAT I DID??

....




I GOT SCARED AND STARTED DOING THE FUCKING CLAY ASSIGNMENT THING WITHOUT ANSWERING HER QUESTION

BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME SORT OF JOKE ANYWAY


tagging fellow chads by late 2026 @cortisolman2 @zudlife @copemaxingll @unknownincel

Sorry dnr

But your prolly overratinf and shes ltb

 

[peter Griffith𒉭]

Gng I got fumbled by a htb she said the "I'm not ready for a relationship" whatsoever and last week she said that and now I see her posting with her man hugging

 

[Peubert]

she wasn't htb

she is bro she got like 100 plus people on snap trying to add her

 

[iblamexyz]

she is bro she got like 100 plus people on snap trying to add her

doesn't mean she's htb even sub5 woman get 100s of matches on tinder

 

[jlim]

she is bro she got like 100 plus people on snap trying to add her

u missed ur chance boyo

 

[jlim]

doesn't mean she's htb even sub5 woman get 100s of matches on tinder

thats true he prolly overrating

 

[Peubert]

doesn't mean she's htb even sub5 woman get 100s of matches on tinder

broo if i had a pic bro hollon ill try to look for someone that looks similar

 

[iblamexyz]

thats true he prolly overrating

users always overate can't tell you how many times user said she's ''htb'' sent me a pic via pms and she's hltb

FML users here CAN NOT rate woman

 

[iblamexyz]

broo if i had a pic bro hollon ill try to look for someone that looks similar

sure but it won't be her and it'll be a cherry pick or sm1 else who is good looking

 

[Peubert]

sure but it won't be her and it'll be a cherry pick or sm1 else who is good looking

alr bro ill check if i got an actuall pic left cuz iirc she once took a selfie on my phone but i mightve deleted it

 

[fuk my chungus life]

show us

 

[Peubert]

show us

i might not even have a pic bro but ill look for something

 

[unknownincel]

users always overate can't tell you how many times user said she's ''htb'' sent me a pic via pms and she's hltb

FML users here CAN NOT rate woman

my english teacher is stacy tho

 

[iblamexyz]

my english teacher is stacy tho

tales sl don't work as teachers

 

[unknownincel]

tales sl don't work as teachers

ong she is stacy bro i wish i had a fucking pic

i only have voice recordings i take in class that i jerk of to holy

 

[cortisolman2]

I WAS IN CLASS RIGHT, AND I GOT PAIRED UP WITH LIKE 2 FOIDS, LUCKLY IM "FRIENDS" BOTH OF THEM (i just hang out with them for a bit during breaks when my hb isnt around so i dont look nd and lonely)

MIND U ONE OF THEM (LETS CALL HER CR BOMBER CUZ SHES MUSLIM

) IS LOWKEY PRETTY ASF AND I LIKED HER FOR YEARS BUT RN IM JUST IGNORING THOSE FEELINGS CUZ IM LOWKEY BROKE AND STUCK IN MTN HELL

SO BEFORE WE HAD TO WORK TOGHETER ON SOME RANDOM ARTS SHIT( I DONT EVEN KNOW WTF WE HAD TO DO BUT IT WAS SOME AUTISTIC SHIT WITH CLAY )

I WAS TRYING NOT TO GET NERVOUS SO I DESCIDED TO JUST LARP BEING CONFIDENT, SKIP A FEW MINUTES AHEAD AND IM HAVING A FULL CONVO WHILE WITH HER AND SHES LAUGHING AT MY JOKES

OUTTA NOWHERE HER FRIEND (ALSO A FOID) THROWS THIS CRAZY PRIME KEVIN DE BRUYNE PASS WITH THE LINE
"oh my godd are you and CR Bomber MARRIED or something you guys have been talking for like 20 minutessssuhhh"

THEN CR BOMBER LAUGHS AND SHIT AND SAYS "nooo hes talking to me (NOT TRUE BTW CUZ SHE WAS ALSO TALKING TO ME) like, (PEUBERT) DO YOU LOVE ME OR SOMETHING?"


I SWEAR THIS IS NOT LARP BRO SHE ASKED THIS PLAYFULLY WHILE LOOKING AT ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND GUESS WHAT I DID??

....




I GOT SCARED AND STARTED DOING THE FUCKING CLAY ASSIGNMENT THING WITHOUT ANSWERING HER QUESTION

BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME SORT OF JOKE ANYWAY


tagging fellow chads by late 2026 @cortisolman2 @zudlife @copemaxingll @unknownincel

prolly a bad idea to sya that you like her infront of anothe rfoid they get jealous if you htink she was fr maybe talk to her in private idk gng prolly isnt anything honestly she migh tjust be kidding

 

[Peubert]

prolly a bad idea to sya that you like her infront of anothe rfoid they get jealous if you htink she was fr maybe talk to her in private idk gng prolly isnt anything honestly she migh tjust be kidding

she probably was

 

[Peubert]

b

 

[Peubert]

b

 

[khukhufruit]

dnr+ you prob dont know htb from a ladyboy

 

[Peubert]

dnr+ you prob dont know htb from a ladyboy

15 posts nigga stfu

 

[Peubert]

15 posts nigga stfu

dnr+ you prob dont know htb from a ladyboy

hollon lemme rep your sorry ass imma be your 8th rep nigga show sum respect

 

[khukhufruit]

thanks i would love some rep from a ltn, u dont even deserve a fuckin response

 

[GoyLite]

I WAS IN CLASS RIGHT, AND I GOT PAIRED UP WITH LIKE 2 FOIDS, LUCKLY IM "FRIENDS" BOTH OF THEM (i just hang out with them for a bit during breaks when my hb isnt around so i dont look nd and lonely)

MIND U ONE OF THEM (LETS CALL HER CR BOMBER CUZ SHES MUSLIM

) IS LOWKEY PRETTY ASF AND I LIKED HER FOR YEARS BUT RN IM JUST IGNORING THOSE FEELINGS CUZ IM LOWKEY BROKE AND STUCK IN MTN HELL

SO BEFORE WE HAD TO WORK TOGHETER ON SOME RANDOM ARTS SHIT( I DONT EVEN KNOW WTF WE HAD TO DO BUT IT WAS SOME AUTISTIC SHIT WITH CLAY )

I WAS TRYING NOT TO GET NERVOUS SO I DESCIDED TO JUST LARP BEING CONFIDENT, SKIP A FEW MINUTES AHEAD AND IM HAVING A FULL CONVO WHILE WITH HER AND SHES LAUGHING AT MY JOKES

OUTTA NOWHERE HER FRIEND (ALSO A FOID) THROWS THIS CRAZY PRIME KEVIN DE BRUYNE PASS WITH THE LINE
"oh my godd are you and CR Bomber MARRIED or something you guys have been talking for like 20 minutessssuhhh"

THEN CR BOMBER LAUGHS AND SHIT AND SAYS "nooo hes talking to me (NOT TRUE BTW CUZ SHE WAS ALSO TALKING TO ME) like, (PEUBERT) DO YOU LOVE ME OR SOMETHING?"


I SWEAR THIS IS NOT LARP BRO SHE ASKED THIS PLAYFULLY WHILE LOOKING AT ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND GUESS WHAT I DID??

....




I GOT SCARED AND STARTED DOING THE FUCKING CLAY ASSIGNMENT THING WITHOUT ANSWERING HER QUESTION

BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME SORT OF JOKE ANYWAY


tagging fellow chads by late 2026 @cortisolman2 @zudlife @copemaxingll @unknownincel

htb and muslim?

no

 

[IQmaxxedCHAD]

bro just ask if she wants to go out worst she can say is no

 

[Peubert]

bro just ask if she wants to go out worst she can say is no

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK NO

 

[IQmaxxedCHAD]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK NO

holy mindset
bro its just a girl, lock in
these foids are stupid anytways if she says no jsut move to the next one

 

[zudlife]

THROWS THIS CRAZY PRIME KEVIN DE BRUYNE PASS

And still didnt score

 

[Peubert]

And still didnt score

i fumbled soo badd bro looking back at it its kinda funny ngl and she was probably joking (im coping hard asf)

 

[zudlife]

i fumbled soo badd bro looking back at it its kinda funny ngl and she was probably joking (im coping hard asf)

atleast u did the hard part and spoke w her
I can't speak w a girl for more than a minute

 

[Peubert]

atleast u did the hard part and spoke w her
I can't speak w a girl for more than a minute

well my only advise is try talking to ltb's and build confidence from there other then that idk bro

 

[zudlife]

well my only advise is try talking to ltb's and build confidence from there other then that idk bro

I'll see

 

[karmacitathugmaxx]

i would fumble too. tf do u even say here, 'nah im just goated with the sauce blud. shits not my fault if a ends up gettin sauced like damn'

 

[Peubert]

tf do u even say here, 'nah im just goated with the sauce blud. shits not my fault if a ends up gettin sauced like damn'

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING BRO WTF DO I EVEN SAY

 

[Francisco_Bs]

I WAS IN CLASS RIGHT, AND I GOT PAIRED UP WITH LIKE 2 FOIDS, LUCKLY IM "FRIENDS" BOTH OF THEM (i just hang out with them for a bit during breaks when my hb isnt around so i dont look nd and lonely)

MIND U ONE OF THEM (LETS CALL HER CR BOMBER CUZ SHES MUSLIM

) IS LOWKEY PRETTY ASF AND I LIKED HER FOR YEARS BUT RN IM JUST IGNORING THOSE FEELINGS CUZ IM LOWKEY BROKE AND STUCK IN MTN HELL

SO BEFORE WE HAD TO WORK TOGHETER ON SOME RANDOM ARTS SHIT( I DONT EVEN KNOW WTF WE HAD TO DO BUT IT WAS SOME AUTISTIC SHIT WITH CLAY )

I WAS TRYING NOT TO GET NERVOUS SO I DESCIDED TO JUST LARP BEING CONFIDENT, SKIP A FEW MINUTES AHEAD AND IM HAVING A FULL CONVO WHILE WITH HER AND SHES LAUGHING AT MY JOKES

OUTTA NOWHERE HER FRIEND (ALSO A FOID) THROWS THIS CRAZY PRIME KEVIN DE BRUYNE PASS WITH THE LINE
"oh my godd are you and CR Bomber MARRIED or something you guys have been talking for like 20 minutessssuhhh"

THEN CR BOMBER LAUGHS AND SHIT AND SAYS "nooo hes talking to me (NOT TRUE BTW CUZ SHE WAS ALSO TALKING TO ME) like, (PEUBERT) DO YOU LOVE ME OR SOMETHING?"


I SWEAR THIS IS NOT LARP BRO SHE ASKED THIS PLAYFULLY WHILE LOOKING AT ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND GUESS WHAT I DID??

....




I GOT SCARED AND STARTED DOING THE FUCKING CLAY ASSIGNMENT THING WITHOUT ANSWERING HER QUESTION

BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME SORT OF JOKE ANYWAY


tagging fellow chads by late 2026 @cortisolman2 @zudlife @copemaxingll @unknownincel

Where do u live brah

 

[Azrael1]

Nah nigga Muslims are ugly

 

[Peubert]

Nah nigga Muslims are ugly

nah i just found out she was, she doesnt look muslim but simply told me

 

[Francisco_Bs]

nah i just found out she was, she doesnt look muslim but simply told me

What is she then

 

[Finalkiosk]

I WAS IN CLASS RIGHT, AND I GOT PAIRED UP WITH LIKE 2 FOIDS, LUCKLY IM "FRIENDS" BOTH OF THEM (i just hang out with them for a bit during breaks when my hb isnt around so i dont look nd and lonely)

MIND U ONE OF THEM (LETS CALL HER CR BOMBER CUZ SHES MUSLIM

) IS LOWKEY PRETTY ASF AND I LIKED HER FOR YEARS BUT RN IM JUST IGNORING THOSE FEELINGS CUZ IM LOWKEY BROKE AND STUCK IN MTN HELL

SO BEFORE WE HAD TO WORK TOGHETER ON SOME RANDOM ARTS SHIT( I DONT EVEN KNOW WTF WE HAD TO DO BUT IT WAS SOME AUTISTIC SHIT WITH CLAY )

I WAS TRYING NOT TO GET NERVOUS SO I DESCIDED TO JUST LARP BEING CONFIDENT, SKIP A FEW MINUTES AHEAD AND IM HAVING A FULL CONVO WHILE WITH HER AND SHES LAUGHING AT MY JOKES

OUTTA NOWHERE HER FRIEND (ALSO A FOID) THROWS THIS CRAZY PRIME KEVIN DE BRUYNE PASS WITH THE LINE
"oh my godd are you and CR Bomber MARRIED or something you guys have been talking for like 20 minutessssuhhh"

THEN CR BOMBER LAUGHS AND SHIT AND SAYS "nooo hes talking to me (NOT TRUE BTW CUZ SHE WAS ALSO TALKING TO ME) like, (PEUBERT) DO YOU LOVE ME OR SOMETHING?"


I SWEAR THIS IS NOT LARP BRO SHE ASKED THIS PLAYFULLY WHILE LOOKING AT ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND GUESS WHAT I DID??

....




I GOT SCARED AND STARTED DOING THE FUCKING CLAY ASSIGNMENT THING WITHOUT ANSWERING HER QUESTION

BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SOME SORT OF JOKE ANYWAY


tagging fellow chads by late 2026 @cortisolman2 @zudlife @copemaxingll @unknownincel

shes probably a mtb but your googley eyed

 

[Peubert]

What is she then

mixed w white and black i think

 

[Azrael1]

nah i just found out she was, she doesnt look muslim but simply told me

Hmm such a retard

 

[Azrael1]

Mullat

mixed w white and black i think