I miss my couch so much

[BearBoy]

As some of you might remember I had to throw my couch out because my grandma saw worms coming out of it.. and I am numb now.

I can’t buy a new couch because there will never be a couch like my old one, so many memories, me playing with my penis for hours, me browsing looksmax back in the past all this shit was done on my old couch.

Why grandma why! You don’t care about the insects but worms you hate them? I don’t see how they resemble angelic beings!

 

[BearBoy]

@BrahminBoss you remember my couch right? Man all my DNA is left outside and inside of it.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

She’s shaped like a worm all squiggly and shit maybe that’s why? But you need to get it back somehow and coat it with your cum so it becomes gray and your grandma won’t find out

 

[Mediterranean]

You dont deserve a couch. You deserve to sleep in the sewers next to the rats you degenerate

 

[BearBoy]

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She’s shaped like a worm all squiggly and shit maybe that’s why? But you need to get it back somehow and coat it with your cum so it becomes gray and your grandma won’t find out

Oh no my grandma won’t like that! She doesn’t like the color white and the whole apartment is black and the walls too. Nothing with white and gray

 

[BearBoy]

You dont deserve a couch. You deserve to sleep in the sewers next to the rats you degenerate

I already do that sometimes

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Oh no my grandma won’t like that! She doesn’t like the color white and the whole apartment is black and the walls too. Nothing with white and gray

Smoke a joint with her and convince her to get the couch back. Tell her you’ll get rid of the worms and put disinfectant daily. Do you know where the couch is right now?

 

[BearBoy]

Smoke a joint with her and convince her to get the couch back. Tell her you’ll get rid of the worms and put disinfectant daily. Do you know where the couch is right now?

She made me burn it.. I know it gave me trauma and maybe I might even need to visit a psychiatrist now.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

She made me burn it.. I know it gave me trauma and maybe I might even need to visit a psychiatrist now.

Your grandma is merciless. You should have asked her for one more day and in the meantime thought up a plan. Oh well.. what’s done is done .. now go live in the sewers and steal meth from a homeless crackhead going through withdrawals

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Over for us couchcels

 

[BearBoy]

Your grandma is merciless. You should have asked her for one more day and in the meantime thought up a plan. Oh well.. what’s done is done .. now go live in the sewers and steal meth from a homeless crackhead going through withdrawals

Yes she is but she said she did it to protect me from the worms she said they attract the angels.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

Yes she is but she said she did it to protect me from the worms she said they attract the angels.

Aren’t the angels good? Why is your grandma afraid of them? Is she a sinner or a satanist?