i miss my prime

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one thing i will never forget in my life is when i walked through the city with a mate of me and had some old guy (probably 60 years old) approach us and ask us if we know where a good bar is, he isnt from here. we named him a few and he asked if we want to join him. we declined and kept walking.

2 meters away from him, he shouted „hey i got one more question. i know it sounds weird but can i lick your shoes for 100€?“

at first i thought it was a joke but i said sure. we walked to the next stairs to sit down and this disgusting grandpa had eye contact with me the whole time. he moaned and licked all the dirt of my sole. so many people passed us at this time but nobody seemed to notice/care jfl.

he later only gave me 50€ cuz he said 100 was too much but w/e free money. my mate asked if he can also get his shoes licked for the money and he said no. my mate asked why and he said „you know…buflek just has the whole package“
 
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Don’t care keep rotting OLDCEL

how’s it feel I’m 17 in my prime
 
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Don’t care keep rotting OLDCEL

how’s it feel I’m 17 in my prime
17 yo with already 2k posts and a future as a rotter
You small headed idiots seems to have 0 understanding of the TIMEpill, not only AGEpill. You already wasted a good part of your short prime here
 
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17 yo with already 2k posts and a future as a rotter
You small headed idiots seems to have 0 understanding of the TIMEpill, not only AGEpill. You already wasted a good part of your short prime here
blah blah I can barely hear you with ur weak rotting vocal cords

youre 30 btw
 
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17 yo with already 2k posts and a future as a rotter
You small headed idiots seems to have 0 understanding of the TIMEpill, not only AGEpill. You already wasted a good part of your short prime here
your tone becomes serious when age is involved

that’s how I know aging is a sensitive topic to you. over
 
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Start donating to de Grey. He made a new foundation.
 
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there isn't a post from this chap that isn't a delusional fairy tale, bragging or race baiting
 
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your tone becomes serious when age is involved

that’s how I know aging is a sensitive topic to you. over
Nah i'm cool with 30 yo girls so aging Will never be truly a problem but for the narcies and pedos here Is huge.
 
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if your youth was your prime your life sucked to begin with.

every day is supposed to be your prime until you're old and decrepit as man.
 
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if your youth was your prime your life sucked to begin with.

every day is supposed to be your prime until you're old and decrepit as man.
im talking about looks prime not prime in general
 
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Start donating to de Grey. He made a new foundation.
i dont look old, in fact people often think im 3-5 years younger than i am. problem is my hairline is receding and i cant do anything about it for now
 
Don’t care keep rotting OLDCEL

how’s it feel I’m 17 in my prime
you have 2k posts in not even 2 months registered jfl:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

im sure you have a good prime with an average of 33+ comments daily
 
one thing i will never forget in my life is when i walked through the city with a mate of me and had some old guy (probably 60 years old) approach us and ask us if we know where a good bar is, he isnt from here. we named him a few and he asked if we want to join him. we declined and kept walking.

2 meters away from him, he shouted „hey i got one more question. i know it sounds weird but can i lick your shoes for 100€?“

at first i thought it was a joke but i said sure. we walked to the next stairs to sit down and this disgusting grandpa had eye contact with me the whole time. he moaned and licked all the dirt of my sole. so many people passed us at this time but nobody seemed to notice/care jfl.

he later only gave me 50€ cuz he said 100 was too much but w/e free money. my mate asked if he can also get his shoes licked for the money and he said no. my mate asked why and he said „you know…buflek just has the whole package“
65 is a mans prime
 
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Boring. Yawn.
 
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