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one thing i will never forget in my life is when i walked through the city with a mate of me and had some old guy (probably 60 years old) approach us and ask us if we know where a good bar is, he isnt from here. we named him a few and he asked if we want to join him. we declined and kept walking.
2 meters away from him, he shouted „hey i got one more question. i know it sounds weird but can i lick your shoes for 100€?“
at first i thought it was a joke but i said sure. we walked to the next stairs to sit down and this disgusting grandpa had eye contact with me the whole time. he moaned and licked all the dirt of my sole. so many people passed us at this time but nobody seemed to notice/care jfl.
he later only gave me 50€ cuz he said 100 was too much but w/e free money. my mate asked if he can also get his shoes licked for the money and he said no. my mate asked why and he said „you know…buflek just has the whole package“
2 meters away from him, he shouted „hey i got one more question. i know it sounds weird but can i lick your shoes for 100€?“
at first i thought it was a joke but i said sure. we walked to the next stairs to sit down and this disgusting grandpa had eye contact with me the whole time. he moaned and licked all the dirt of my sole. so many people passed us at this time but nobody seemed to notice/care jfl.
he later only gave me 50€ cuz he said 100 was too much but w/e free money. my mate asked if he can also get his shoes licked for the money and he said no. my mate asked why and he said „you know…buflek just has the whole package“