I miss when my Dick was small.

[fashioncel]

Now it's too Big for my liking,

For the first time ever my Dick started annoying me when I was trying to get horny,

It didn't even feel like I was controlling it, My hormones just took over and started flapping my Dick around everywhere,

It was annoying and it was long, When my Dick was small it could barely annoy me I would cum so fast,

Couldn't hold my semen when I was masturbating for 10 minutes, now I can hold it for like 40 minutes,


And I can't get any pussy with it, fuck my chud life.

 

[fwhr glazer]

Same like its not gonna fit in a pussy anymore

 

[fashioncel]

Same like its not gonna fit in a pussy anymore

Mirin your dick size,

My Dick can easily fit into pussy, I just don't have the face to get pussy.

 

[Gengar]

What’s your size?

 

[fashioncel]

What’s your size?

6 inches.

 

[Gengar]

6 inches.

And girth?

 

[fashioncel]

And girth?

I don't know.

 

[SoundnVision]

Did you sprinkle growing powder on it fella

 

[The Grinch]

When was that, today morning?

 

[Gengar]

I don't know.

Measure it.

 

[asdvek]

When was that, today morning?

Why are you asking so specific questions? You wanna suck his dick?

 

[fashioncel]

Did you sprinkle growing powder on it fella

No, I just saw a black woman's ass And it magically grew.

 

[fashioncel]

When was that, today morning?

Yeah.

 

[fashioncel]

Measure it.

I wish I could, For some reason my Grandma's home doesn't have any measuring tapes.

 

[The Grinch]

Why are you asking so specific questions? You wanna suck his dick?

You are only loud on the internet

 

[Gengar]

I wish I could, For some reason my Grandma's home doesn't have any measuring tapes.

Just buy one?

 

[fashioncel]

Just buy one?

Nvm, they have one.

 

[Gengar]

Nvm, they have one.

Measure it.

 

[fashioncel]

Measure it.

girth is 4.9

 

[Gengar]

girth is 4.9

That’s above average girth. Where did you measure? You should measure at the thickest point (even if it’s at the base).

6” x 4.9” means you’re above average.

 

[fashioncel]

That’s above average girth. Where did you measure? You should measure at the thickest point (even if it’s at the base).

6” x 4.9” means you’re above average.

My penis doesn't have a thick point(So I just measured it at The middle)

It's built like a tower everything's equal until the tip.

 

[Gengar]

My penis doesn't have a thick point(So I just measured it at The middle)

It's built like a tower everything's equal until the tip.

Don’t trust your eyes. Measure it at the base too (beginning of the penis).

 

[fashioncel]

Don’t trust your eyes. Measure it at the base too (beginning of the penis).

It's the same thing, it's 4.9

 

[Gengar]

It's the same thing, it's 4.9

Wow, it’s the same size throughout. That’s rare. What about your glans, is it the same size, smaller or larger than your shaft?

 

[fashioncel]

Wow, it’s the same size throughout. That’s rare. What about your glans, is it the same size, smaller or larger than your shaft?

It's almost the same size.

 

[sillybilly]

What’s your size?

3.4 inches

 

[717BP6]

6 inches.

small

 

[fashioncel]

small

Yeah I know but I wanted smaller, I wanted to be like 3 inches.

 

[natelma0]

Now it's too Big for my liking,

For the first time ever my Dick started annoying me when I was trying to get horny,

It didn't even feel like I was controlling it, My hormones just took over and started flapping my Dick around everywhere,

It was annoying and it was long, When my Dick was small it could barely annoy me I would cum so fast,

Couldn't hold my semen when I was masturbating for 10 minutes, now I can hold it for like 40 minutes,


And I can't get any pussy with it, fuck my chud life.

“Ahhh bro my steak is too juicy”

 

[reeven]

3.4 inches

Dude oh no my condolences

 

[reeven]

small

You can make a girl squirt tho.

 

[bimaxmaxxer]

Now it's too Big for my liking,

For the first time ever my Dick started annoying me when I was trying to get horny,

It didn't even feel like I was controlling it, My hormones just took over and started flapping my Dick around everywhere,

It was annoying and it was long, When my Dick was small it could barely annoy me I would cum so fast,

Couldn't hold my semen when I was masturbating for 10 minutes, now I can hold it for like 40 minutes,


And I can't get any pussy with it, fuck my chud life.

that was very poetic bro

 

[717BP6]

You can make a girl squirt tho.

fuck women

 

[717BP6]

Yeah I know but I wanted smaller, I wanted to be like 3 inches.

get 7 inches like me instead faggot