I missed my chance with my crush

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

So I told my homie I like this girl (my onetis) at the party. I was already pretty drunk, and I told him, "Do not tell her I like her." Anyway, fast forward 2 more hours, I drink a lot more, and when my onetis and her friends pull up, I was blackout drunk.

I'm so embarrassed I couldn't even talk to her. I missed my opportunity to talk to her, all I did was lie on the stairs and almost went to sleep.

And then when they pulled up, I was asking my friend in front of her and her friends if I could get another drink, and they were like, "Nooo, you're too drunk already."

They were like, "Is he alright?" "Is he okay?" My friend responded that "he drank too much," and finally after like 20-25 minutes, they left.



Fuck my life, man, I was so drunk I couldn't even keep a sentence together.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Fuck

 

[User28823]

brutal, if u were chad she would have taken u to a room and sucked ur dick while unconscious

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

brutal, if u were chad she would have taken u to a room and sucked ur dick while unconscious

I'm so fucking retarded, the only reason I drank in first place was so I could talk to her but I ended up drinking so much that It would've been better if I talked to her sober

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

bump

 

[syuri]

So I told my homie I like this girl (my onetis) at the party. I was already pretty drunk, and I told him, "Do not tell her I like her." Anyway, fast forward 2 more hours, I drink a lot more, and when my onetis and her friends pull up, I was blackout drunk.

I'm so embarrassed I couldn't even talk to her. I missed my opportunity to talk to her, all I did was lie on the stairs and almost went to sleep.

And then when they pulled up, I was asking my friend in front of her and her friends if I could get another drink, and they were like, "Nooo, you're too drunk already."

They were like, "Is he alright?" "Is he okay?" My friend responded that "he drank too much," and finally after like 20-25 minutes, they left.



Fuck my life, man, I was so drunk I couldn't even keep a sentence together.

next time moderate ur drinks
ur friend shouldve slapped you sober or sum shit too

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

next time moderate ur drinks
ur friend shouldve slapped you sober or sum shit too

You can't slap someone out of drunk

 

[zuffensons]

Yea if ur trying to talk to a girl when drunk Js drink till ur like tipsy/drunk and then talk to her and then drink more w her if its a 1 night stand or sum bs