I mistook a poisonous plant for normal fruit

[cowmuncher26]

I was out in da forest like a true primal hunter gatherer and I stumbled over some small red fruit which I suspect was of the Belladonna family, a potent deliriant which is also poisonous, same family as Datura (at first I thought it was just a normal redcurrant). Thankfully I only got a little of its juice on my tongue and instantly spat it out since it was bitter (Goatis taught me this )

Current side effects:

- my throat is so closed up I can barely speak
- double vision whenever I stand up
- confusion
- anger
- nausea

I think I'll be dead soon, goodbye guys

@hate @zennn @Vrilltrum @0ogrpostcel @Tesarossa

 

[Tesarossa]

This happened to thousands of humans before we had medicine btw

 

[sub3forfemcels]

record yourself so I can have some liveleak dopamine

 

[cowmuncher26]

@Klassek @commander.is.ur.co @jnxy @hopelessmanlet32 @Αlchemy

 

[cowmuncher26]

This happened to thousands of humans before we had medicine btw

I'm primal tho

Dat toxic poison medicine is never getting in my precious body mayne

 

[jbgenjoyer12]

I was out in da forest like a true primal hunter gatherer and I stumbled over some small red fruit which I suspect was of the Belladonna family, a potent deliriant which is also poisonous, same family as Datura (at first I thought it was just a normal redcurrant). Thankfully I only got a little of its juice on my tongue and instantly spitting it out since it was bitter (Goatis taught me this)

Current side effects:

- my throat is so closed up I can barely speak
- double vision whenever I stand up
- confusion
- anger
- nausea

I think I'll be dead soon, goodbye guys

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@hate @zennn @Vrilltrum @0ogrpostcel @Tesarossa

All ts could've been prevented if you js went to the grocery store

 

[cowmuncher26]

All ts could've been prevented if you js went to the grocery store

Defeats the point bro

 

[hate]

inb4 shitpost in a few hours

 

[cowmuncher26]

record yourself so I can have some liveleak dopamine

If I start bleeding from my eyes and shit I will

 

[jnxy]

I wouldnt know. I don’t leave my room

 

[hopelessmanlet32]

nigga run to an hospital
i cant lose a bhai of mine

 

[cowmuncher26]

I wouldnt know. I don’t leave my room

EVERYTHING I SAY IS SATIRE AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY | Please Rep

 

[sub3forfemcels]

c

If I start bleeding from my eyes and shit I will

ant wait

 

[cowmuncher26]

nigga run to an hospital
i cant lose a bhai of mine

I ingested such a small amount I don't think it'll be fatal

Worst case scenario I go in a delirious state for 2 days and end up with brain damage

 

[hopelessmanlet32]

I ingested such a small amount I don't think it'll be fatal

Worst case scenario I go in a delirious state for 2 days and end up with brain damage

niggas be on the verge of death rotting on looksmax.org instead of going to an hospital

 

[cowmuncher26]

niggas be on the verge of death rotting on looksmax.org instead of going to an hospital

I've got my priorities set

 

[jnxy]

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I am serious for once