i my mom fucking deadass

[hax]

i tried to survive without food cause i know she was gonna scream on me, eventually gave up at 3PM cause i was about to pass out

i go into my fridge and grab at least 20 different packages of "beyond meat" disgusting goyslop before finding "real" plastic steak (better than nothing)

then i go to cook it and my mom is IN THE KITCHEN FUCKING RANTING AGAIN, LIKE S U AND LET ME COOK MY ONLY MEAL OF THE DAY FUCK SAKE:

"why are you cooking rn, i was just about to use the kitchen?"
"oh my god the grease is making a mess!"
"wow who's gonna have to clean up now?!"
"ew, how do you even like this"
"speed up you're wasting my time"

 

[Draak77]

Wait do people actually buy vegan meat ?

 

[Deleted member 152014]

Lol at ur life

 

[hax]

Wait do people actually buy vegan meat ?

i have to scroll through packs and packs of fake meat to get my hand on a little pack she bought me

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Wait do people actually buy vegan meat ?

The fact that they want to eat the meat so bad they create imitations of it should be enough to let them know they need meat

 

[Draak77]

The fact that they want to eat the meat so bad they create imitations of it should be enough to let them know they need meat

Yeah actually crazy thinking about it
The primal inside is craving meat but the brain is tricking them to eat fake meat

 

[Deleted member 125010]

i tried to survive without food cause i know she was gonna scream on me, eventually gave up at 3PM cause i was about to pass out

i go into my fridge and grab at least 20 different packages of "beyond meat" disgusting goyslop before finding "real" plastic steak (better than nothing)

then i go to cook it and my mom is IN THE KITCHEN FUCKING RANTING AGAIN, LIKE S U AND LET ME COOK MY ONLY MEAL OF THE DAY FUCK SAKE:

"why are you cooking rn, i was just about to use the kitchen?"
"oh my god the grease is making a mess!"
"wow who's gonna have to clean up now?!"
"ew, how do you even like this"
"speed up you're wasting my time"

I thought you fucked your mom ngl.

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

I thought you fucked your mom ngl.

Always incest with this nigga

 

[TheAncientMacedonia]

are u adopted

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Always incest with this nigga

Correct

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

Correct

You need to be studied

 

[FastBananaCEO]

This is the post of all time