i need a backstory for how i met a 5'10 firefighter that lives 5 hours away

[Deleted member 303625]

i have to lie to my colleagues about getting laid because, according to them, if you arent getting laid every week you are a masturbating loser.

i never even met her, only texted with her but i have to somehow make it believeable. i cant think of something

 

[Deleted member 343104]

u sure this woman was a firefighter. u sure it wasnt a tranny

 

[Deleted member 303625]

u sure this woman was a firefighter. u sure it wasnt a tranny

she seems pretty girl