I need a non autistic caption for Instagram!!!

[Deleted member 2012]

I got a really good pic of myself where i look like a dark triad alpha male slayer

ask on pm and i will show you

but anyways i need ideas for a caption on Instagram

 

[Deleted member 1100]

"I like to masturbate to myself while looking at my beautiful face in the mirror"

High-inhib, low T, not dark triad, if you don't use this one

Spoiler

I do that sometimes, ngl

 

[shibo]

You dont need a caption just post the photo