I need a pet monkey

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It's so much better than cats or dogs

These things are interactive and fun to play with

Rather play with a pet monkey than play video games

In third world countries (South America) you can easily find one and it's legal I think

Like there's monkeys everywhere

But you can't even find one here
 
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Have fun when it grows up and rips off your fucking skull
 
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bro.. what r u gonna do to the monkey?
 
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Have fun when it grows up and rips off your fucking skull
Nigga chimps are like that

Chimps are High T and aggressive

Normal monkeys are harmless
 
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Have fun when it grows up and rips off your fucking skull

not really if you take care of it from a young age and they know they can trust you and that you wont harm it, it would be playful and look after yiu even once it grows old

stupid faggot they’re the second highest IQ animals below humans they have the cognitive ability to know that this particular human is friendly
 
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Have fun when it grows up and rips off your fucking skull

go fuck yourself stupid cunt this comment ruined my whole day you fucking kike pooner
 
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Have fun when it grows up and rips off your fucking skull

I hope you dont reproduce and remove yourself from the gene pool

the world is already fucked up we dont need more people like you kys
 
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not really if you take care of it from a young age and they know they can trust you and that you wont harm it, it would be playful and look after yiu even once it grows old

stupid faggot they’re the second highest IQ animals below humans they have the cognitive ability to know that this particular human is friendly
Nigga it's not even that, normal monkeys are harmless. Chimps are aggressive
 
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caging at these inkwells
 
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Nigga it's not even that, normal monkeys are harmless. Chimps are aggressive

exactly

this fucking retarded GrAYcel cant comprehend that

what a stupid fucking retard
 
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It's so much better than cats or dogs

These things are interactive and fun to play with

Rather play with a pet monkey than play video games

In third world countries (South America) you can easily find one and it's legal I think

Like there's monkeys everywhere

But you can't even find one here
Get a black gf
 
Have fun when it grows up and rips off your fucking skull
just get a bonobo its like a friendly mini chimp and if it get aggressive you can just beat its ass
 
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caging at these inkwells

stupid faggot probably JUST learnt those words btw

nigga acting like he knows the meaning of them

stop spamming buzzwords you just sound like a gimp and are trying to fit in

just let natural selection do its work this guys gonna do some retarded shit in the future because hes sub 50 iq and hes going to die
 
It's so much better than cats or dogs

These things are interactive and fun to play with

Rather play with a pet monkey than play video games

In third world countries (South America) you can easily find one and it's legal I think

Like there's monkeys everywhere

But you can't even find one here
i want a mokney
 
stupid faggot probably JUST learnt those words btw

nigga acting like he knows the meaning of them

stop spamming buzzwords you just sound like a gimp and are trying to fit in

just let natural selection do its work this guys gonna do some retarded shit in the future because hes sub 50 iq and hes going to die

genuinely so mad XD
 
It's so much better than cats or dogs

These things are interactive and fun to play with

Rather play with a pet monkey than play video games

In third world countries (South America) you can easily find one and it's legal I think

Like there's monkeys everywhere

But you can't even find one here
Why not get a snake
 
what the fuck u gonna do with a LTN max monkey, make him juggle? I'd rather have a cat because they mog and I only surround myself with moggers
 

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