I NEED HELP - going to the club for the first time

[bleedinginfras]

im suposed to go to the club for the first time this week end
but my parents will never let me do this, so i have to pretend im going to sleep at my friends house
the thing is that they often want to call my friends parents when we have pajama parties
i plan to ask my friends brother to pretend to be his father

what can i do ?

also, idk how im supposed to act at the club, my friend is experienced but id like to get your opinion
is there a specific dress code ? im the type of guy who wear a bootcut with margiela gats or golden goose and a simple top in everyday life, if its not optimal for the club i can change
how should i approach girl ?
any debloat advice ? or any looksmax advice like makeup etc ( i will maybe use concealer for under eyes and mascara )

maybe helpful info
im 16, 6'2, lhtn, i live in france and the club is in paris
+ is it cool to brag about my modeling contract when talking to girls ? or is it too much

 

[zakachiti]

Dnrd, but lit stay at home and rot on here, it will be better

 

[aaronbp]

dnr get roofies

 

[bleedinginfras]

dnr get roofies

i might

 

[CoderShaper]

if ur a 6'2 lhtn then why are you even on here, what a pointless fucking post. ur halo is strong enough to just do the most half assed dances and still pull, if ur that self-conscious just take pregab or something along those lines (unless you don't have anything then just don't worry about it jfl, it's a wonder i'm even replying to this retarded thread).

 

[bleedinginfras]

if ur a 6'2 lhtn then why are you even on here, what a pointless fucking post. ur halo is strong enough to just do the most half assed dances and still pull, if ur that self-conscious just take pregab or something along those lines (unless you don't have anything then just don't worry about it jfl, it's a wonder i'm even replying to this retarded thread).

im not that self conscious and i think im socialy skilled but im a bit scared bc its the first time for me, ive never been to any party before bc of my parents and my ex gfs so idk what to do and what to expect
and ive almost never talk to a girl in a romantic way without her being my gf, literaly 0 cold approach

 

[CoderShaper]

im not that self conscious and i think im socialy skilled but im a bit scared bc its the first time for me, ive never been to any party before bc of my parents and my ex gfs so idk what to do and what to expect
and ive almost never talk to a girl in a romantic way without her being my gf, literaly 0 cold approach

If you aren't lying about being lhtn, then you have nothing to worry about. If you aren't aspie or anything like that then you can unironically be yourself, go up to any girl you like (unless it's one of those girls that goes out with friends and doesn't plan on fucking anybody and instead just drinks till she passes out and has to be carried out) and act like you would normally. You said it yourself that you had ex's, what's the difference here?

 

[bleedinginfras]

If you aren't lying about being lhtn, then you have nothing to worry about. If you aren't aspie or anything like that then you can unironically be yourself, go up to any girl you like (unless it's one of those girls that goes out with friends and doesn't plan on fucking anybody and instead just drinks till she passes out and has to be carried out) and act like you would normally. You said it yourself that you had ex's, what's the difference here?

every gf i had did the first step so idk how to act flirty with a stranger
i flirt a bit with some girls at school during class but theyre not complete stranger, i need to learn how to approach a girl who i dont know