I need more...

[EverythingMattersCel]

More length, more girth, more erection curvature, higher erection quality, better penis aesthetics, more glute strength, better blood flow to my cock, an ameliorated shoulder-waist ratio, more sexual stamina, better endurance, more erotic passion, and an enhanced spiritual understanding of our sexual energies.

I must become a mystical abstraction. An autodidact in the act of copulation. A sexual scholar. A sensual philosopher introspective enough to become masterful in the performance of foreplay; empathetic enough to reach a state of zen with my partner. A virgin sex god. An oxymoron you might think, but I have an extensive plan that will fix everything.

For it has been bestowed by fate. I have reached a stage where my psyche is tandem with my physiological. It is truly a spiritual awakening.

For the first time in my life, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. It has taken the form of a gaping vagina.

 

[aBetterMii]

You need to touch grass and go outside and talk to wahmen

 

[Xangsane]

It's over if you're below PSL 6.