i need some excuses to give my parents

[Deleted member 6403]

if they ask me if i heard sum or if they outright see her/catch me

 

[Deleted member 12828]

0, sry bro

 

[Deleted member 6403]

0, sry bro

should i just act dumb if they ask

 

[Deleted member 12828]

should i just act dumb if they ask

make her come in through your window

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Be straight with them. One time when I was around 20 or 21 I was beating off in my room and my mother came in. I quickly threw the blanket over myself before she had a chance to see what I was doing and told her to "knock on the f*cking door next time". She started arguing with me saying that she didn't need to knock. I just told her to get out. She stood there angrily. Then I told her, "I'm trying to jack off. If you don't get out I'm just gonna start doing it again. You can keep standing there if you want. I don't care."

 

[Deleted member 6531]

Be straight with them. One time when I was around 20 or 21 I was beating off in my room and my mother came in. I quickly threw the blanket over myself before she had a chance to see what I was doing and told her to "knock on the f*cking door next time". She started arguing with me saying that she didn't need to knock. I just told her to get out. She stood there angrily. Then I told her, "I'm trying to jack off. If you don't get out I'm just gonna start doing it again. You can keep standing there if you want. I don't care."

Caging hard

 

[Deleted member 8576]

say you just had her over for help on homework

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Just say youre talking on your phone or video chat or some bullshit if they hear you talking. If they see her though then its probably too late for excuses

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Just say youre talking on your phone or video chat or some bullshit if they hear you talking. If they see her though then its probably too late for excuses

they prolly will see her ngl, cause my moms window faces the door and street, so she'll see her uber then her at the door

 

[Deleted member 11414]

say you just had her over for help on homework

Just say youre talking on your phone or video chat or some bullshit if they hear you talking. If they see her though then its probably too late for excuses

high iq

 

[Deleted member 12856]

say you just had her over for help on homework

the squareroot of 69 is 8 somethin

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

they prolly will see her ngl, cause my moms window faces the door and street, so she'll see her uber then her at the door

I thought your parents said no people allowed over though? How will you manage to get away with this

 

[Deleted member 12856]

I thought your parents said no people allowed over though? How will you manage to get away with this

hes cunning

 

[Deleted member 6403]

I thought your parents said no people allowed over though? How will you manage to get away with this

they sleep already, hopefully

 

[Deleted member 8576]

they sleep already, hopefully

how much longer till she comes over?

 

[Deleted member 12856]

how much longer till she comes over?

38 minutes

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

they sleep already, hopefully

Hell yeah son. I hope God will smile upon you this night.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

how much longer till she comes over?

30 sum mins, at 12

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Hell yeah son. I hop God will smile upon you this night.

bro i got a feeling shes fat

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

bro i got a feeling shes fat

Damn well as long as shes not too fat it shouldnt be too bad. Especially if shes got a good face

 

[Deleted member 8576]

bro i got a feeling shes fat

you don’t know what she looks like?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

you don’t know what she looks like?

i did cause i found her on yubo but i forgot her yubo and she dont got any pics up on ig, she only got a pfp

 

[Deleted member 8576]

i did cause i found her on yubo but i forgot her yubo and she dont got any pics up on ig, she only got a pfp

if she’s obese are you still smashing?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

if she’s obese are you still smashing?

hell nah, worst case scenario she chubby ngl

 

[Deleted member 8576]

hell nah, worst case scenario she chubby ngl

if she is fat will you just send her home? lmao

 

[Deleted member 6403]

if she is fat will you just send her home? lmao

ngl ye or ill just tell her im too sleepy

 

[Deleted member 5746]