I need tips for beardmaxxing

[averageblokecel]

I wanna try it seriously but if someone could give me tips on how to do a good beardmaxx it'd be nice, thanks in advance.

 

[extreme-overthinker]

1- Have good beard genetics
2- There is no step 2

 

[averageblokecel]

1- Have good beard genetics
2- There is no step 2

are you an beardmaster? Could you evaluate my beard?

 

[extreme-overthinker]

are you an beardmaster? Could you evaluate my beard?

It's time to open the pms amigo

 

[Deleted member 283]

Lol I read the Thread title and automatically knew @extreme-overthinker was gonna comment. gang gang i'm Moroccan and I cant grow a beard. I ordered minoxidil AND IT GOT LOST IN THE MAIL

 

[extreme-overthinker]

Lol I read the Thread title and automatically knew @extreme-overthinker was gonna comment. gang gang i'm Moroccan and I cant grow a beard. I ordered minoxidil AND IT GOT LOST IN THE MAIL

Well what I can say I beardmogg yall to oblivion

 

[Nibba]

Well what I can say I beardmogg yall to oblivion

congrats on going bald by 18

 

[SchrodingersDick]

Minoxidil will nuke your collagen. Stay away from it at all costs. Take proviron or topical DHT gel instead.

Get on setipiprant so you don’t norwood

 

[extreme-overthinker]

congrats on going bald by 18

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I have "godly hair" according to x69 so ur argument just doesn't hold up tbh

 

[Nibba]

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I have "godly hair" according to x69 so ur argument just doesn't hold up tbh

probably right. i feel like i'd look even better with stubble, but i can only grow a mustache and shitty beard hair with sideburns but none of it connects lmao.

idk i'm a pretty boy so maybe i don't need a beard

 

[extreme-overthinker]

probably right. i feel like i'd look even better with stubble, but i can only grow a mustache and shitty beard hair with sideburns but none of it connects lmao.

idk i'm a pretty boy so maybe i don't need a beard

JFL at SnowNigga genetics

 

[Nibba]

JFL at SnowNigga genetics

eh i've got everything else tho. meso body type, broad shoulders, 6'3, ripped, handsome and big dick so a beard is the least of my worries

 

[RobticaI]

You can let it keep growing out and just trim the uneven hairs. After a year at most you should have a decent beard.

 

[extreme-overthinker]

eh i've got everything else tho. meso body type, broad shoulders, 6'3, ripped, handsome and big dick so a beard is the least of my worries

Others can be fooled but not me. Admit it, ur a frauding 6'2.5 manlet

 

[Nibba]

Others can be fooled but not me. Admit it, ur a frauding 6'2.5 manlet

lol without shoes i'm 6'2.5 yeah

 

[Deleted member 281]

I wanna try it seriously but if someone could give me tips on how to do a good beardmaxx it'd be nice, thanks in advance.

High dht levels and genes.

 

[averageblokecel]

High dht levels and genes.

according to photos of my father when he was young, I should have good beard genes (he got full Leonidas spartan beard), but with current estrogen levels, who fucking knows really

(not my father, just an old man)

 

[Deleted member 281]

according to photos of my father when he was young, I should have good beard genes (he got full Leonidas spartan beard), but with current estrogen levels, who fucking knows really

(not my father, just an old man)

The jews ruin everything.

 

[Vanillestorms]

eh i've got everything else tho. meso body type, broad shoulders, 6'3, ripped, handsome and big dick so a beard is the least of my worries

How big is your penor?

 

[Nibba]

How big is your penor?

Lol. 7.5 inches

 

[Vanillestorms]

Lol. 7.5 inches

Micropenis

 

[Nibba]

Micropenis

Yep totally. 2 standard deviations above average is totally micro

 

[averageblokecel]

Yep totally. 2 standard deviations above average is totally micro

Can't understand jokes, autismo detected

 

[Nibba]

Can't understand jokes, autismo detected

I'm friends with @Vanillestorms
I know it was a joke

 

[averageblokecel]

I'm friends with @Vanillestorms
I know it was a joke

Needs to explain the joke, still autismo

 

[Nibba]

Needs to explain the joke, still autismo

P sure I am actually autistic to some degree

I have kind of a lot of mental health problems

 

[averageblokecel]

P sure I am actually autistic to some degree

I have kind of a lot of mental health problems

I'm a diagnosed sociopath

 

[Nibba]

I'm a diagnosed sociopath

Is that why u drink all the time?

 

[averageblokecel]

Is that why u drink all the time?

The thing, when I drink it's to get drunk, not only for just the fact of drinking

Also I only drink when going out

 

[Nibba]

The thing, when I drink it's to get drunk, not only for just the fact of drinking

Also I only drink when going out

Degenerate maxing

 

[averageblokecel]

Degenerate maxing

gotta cope with something on parties, but I'm going to reduce the amount of times I get drunk for a better looksmaxx

 

[Nibba]

gotta cope with something on parties, but I'm going to reduce the amount of times I get drunk for a better looksmaxx

I like going out but I don't need alcohol to have fun

 

[averageblokecel]

I like going out but I don't need alcohol to have fun

You are a 6'3" chad, both men and women flock to you, now as for myself, if I don't have inhibition at all while sober, just imagine when drunk

 

[Nibba]

You are a 6'3" chad, both men and women flock to you, now as for myself, if I don't have inhibition at all while sober, just imagine when drunk

How have you not gotten laid then yet lol. Honest question

 

[averageblokecel]

How have you not gotten laid then yet lol. Honest question

Life's harsh buddy

 

[Nibba]

Life's harsh buddy

Indeed it is