Growth Plate
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I was literally 15 like 2 minutes ago. What the fuck?
I have literally been crying about being the same height since 15, but that's besides the point
And yes I know, face is obviously the main problem before anyone says this
I need to try to at least be able to (copemax) softmax, gymmax and liftmax enough to fuck what looks like to be a 4'8" - 4'11" central american around obese on the BMI scale or at least overweight girl (with decent fat distribution though) with an ogre face that looks clearly and noticeably even more Shrek-ish than the average central american female (she actually lives in my neighborhood) while I am still 16
instead of regretting still being a virgin at 17
17 needs to be a year of ascension when I become sexually active. I need to at least try my best to make it that year. I am literally almost a fucking adult. Basically am at this point. Fuck. It's over
I am literally a fucking creepy old man now. Jesus Christ bro
A fucking creepy old man that will never be able to grow obviously
I have literally been crying about being the same height since 15, but that's besides the point
And yes I know, face is obviously the main problem before anyone says this
I need to try to at least be able to (copemax) softmax, gymmax and liftmax enough to fuck what looks like to be a 4'8" - 4'11" central american around obese on the BMI scale or at least overweight girl (with decent fat distribution though) with an ogre face that looks clearly and noticeably even more Shrek-ish than the average central american female (she actually lives in my neighborhood) while I am still 16
instead of regretting still being a virgin at 17
17 needs to be a year of ascension when I become sexually active. I need to at least try my best to make it that year. I am literally almost a fucking adult. Basically am at this point. Fuck. It's over
I am literally a fucking creepy old man now. Jesus Christ bro
A fucking creepy old man that will never be able to grow obviously
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