I need to know shit about the NBA to appear as NT as possible. Who can tell me shit about it?

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Being an nba fan is giga nt, you are expected to know at least the basics of what is going on which I don't. If I ever get the chance to make a friend I wont look like a incel forum rotter. What do I need to know?
 
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When normies talk about sports I just emptily nod cuz I don't know shit about it
 
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What do you want to know
 
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Basically info about players and what is going on. Right now all i know are the usual nigs. Lebron, giannis, curry, jfl
 
Just talk about how black people can jump higher and you're ready to go
 
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Just talk about how black people can jump higher and you're ready to go
Interesting. Should i also start talking about fast twitch muscle fibers and skull shape
 
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Basically info about players and what is going on. Right now all i know are the usual nigs. Lebron, giannis, curry, jfl

Follow espn and r/nba, no point in me writing essays here

Top 10 players rn are jokic, doncic, giannis, tatum, lebron, curry, durant, embiid and leonard and davis when they are healthy
 
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Team with tallest nigger wins.
 
Follow espn and r/nba, no point in me writing essays here
I will lose precious ldar time learning about niggerball. Fuark
 
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Being an nba fan is giga nt, you are expected to know at least the basics of what is going on which I don't. If I ever get the chance to make a friend I wont look like a incel forum rotter. What do I need to know?
james harden
 
Start from watching lebron cleveland vs warriors saga
That will be enough
 
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Basically info about players and what is going on. Right now all i know are the usual nigs. Lebron, giannis, curry, jfl
Talk about how mikal bridges is one of the best 3pt shooters. Then shy away and just talk about team USA, say they need lebron and curry, say they will win the Olympics if this happens
 
Talk about how oubre mogs the whole nba
 
Basically info about players and what is going on. Right now all i know are the usual nigs. Lebron, giannis, curry, jfl
just say to everything "but yeah (insert nigger basketball player) will always be the goat tho"
 
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srry for doxxing @looksmaxxer234
 
Niggers basket association
 
Being an nba fan is giga nt, you are expected to know at least the basics of what is going on which I don't. If I ever get the chance to make a friend I wont look like a incel forum rotter. What do I need to know?
some general frequent ask questions to get you started

if they ask who your favorite team is say the oakland raiders. they are semi good team. u wont come off as a band wagoner

if they ask u for your favorite player say jon jones. he plays for the miami dolphins. was a team mate of lebron james but is now in his own run
 

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