I need to lie to my doctor for 30 minutes straight in about 4 hours.

[Orka]

I'm 17, I need my bloodwork, I have no idea how I'm meant to convince her to check my estradiol. Fuck.

 

[Orka]

I don't even speak italian fluently, I'm gonna be a spastic american sounding retard begging my doctor for bloodwork and lying about symptoms

 

[Orka]

@birthdefect @jeoyw9192

 

[savage21]

I'm 17, I need my bloodwork, I have no idea how I'm meant to convince her to check my estradiol. Fuck.

I don't even speak italian fluently, I'm gonna be a spastic american sounding retard begging my doctor for bloodwork and lying about symptoms

Just say you want the full scope and ask to include estradiol, testosterone etc.

 

[Orka]

Just say you want the full scope and ask to include estradiol.

As far as I'm aware they're very careful about who they let check their e2

what would the reason behind this be?

 

[Yani]

I don't even speak italian fluently, I'm gonna be a spastic american sounding retard begging my doctor for bloodwork and lying about symptoms

Bongiorno madame, parmigiano?

Just say that bhai.

 

[Orka]

As far as I'm aware they're very weary about who they let check their e2

what would the reason behind this be?

as in, what excuse could I use for a full scope

 

[AryanSchizo]

hit up Labcorp bro

 

[Orka]

hit up Labcorp bro

$200 for tests wtf

my family doctor would do them for free if I convince her

 

[NoaA99]

Free-labour. A regular lab test almost never cover everything you need.

 

[savage21]

As far as I'm aware they're very careful about who they let check their e2

what would the reason behind this be?

Yeah Italy tends to be more strict.

Honestly I have no clue. You could try some bullshit about you being in puberty and wanting all your hormones in a healthy range. Lowk garbage advice but it’s all I can think of. Especially in Europe.

 

[Orka]

Free-labour. A regular lab test almost never cover everything you need.

I might just run test without bloods, then get it checked mid-cycle & thats about it tbh

 

[Orka]

Yeah Italy tends to be more strict.

Honestly I have no clue. You could try some bullshit about you being in puberty and wanting all your hormones in a healthy range. Lowk garbage advice but it’s all I can think of. Especially in Europe.

I might just run test without bloods, then get it checked mid-cycle & thats about it tbh

wdyt

 

[birthdefect]

I'm 17, I need my bloodwork, I have no idea how I'm meant to convince her to check my estradiol. Fuck.

thanks for the tag babe
if you have any symptom of high or low e2 just bring that up, i dont see why they would stop you from checking it.
you could go to a private clinic if you need

 

[savage21]

wdyt

Not a horrible idea. Especially because you know what you’re doing so less could “go wrong” per se. I would attempt the bullshit though and if they say no then it’s whatever.

 

[Orka]

thanks for the tag babe
if you have any symptom of high or low e2 just bring that up, i dont see why they would stop you from checking it.
you could go to a private clinic if you need

I'll try this, what do you think of me starting with no bloodwork then getting it checked mid-cycle?

 

[NoaA99]

I might just run test without bloods, then get it checked mid-cycle & thats about it tbh

Be cautious, your health baseline is the most important factor, not just for general long-term health but also for efficiency, and it can vary widely from person to person.
You need to understand how your body works, then observe how it adapts by starting with low dosages, tapering up slowly, giving your body time to adjust, and modify dynamically.
Once you find a stable and working approach, you can reduce the number of lab tests, but always remember that there are things a urine or blood test can’t capture.

 

[birthdefect]

I'll try this, what do you think of me starting with no bloodwork then getting it checked mid-cycle?

you probably could honestly depending on what you're cycling
better option if you go with blood work tho

 

[AryanSchizo]

$200 for tests wtf

my family doctor would do them for free if I convince her

damnn I had no idea it was that much wtf

 

[johnbarnesballs]

I might just run test without bloods, then get it checked mid-cycle & thats about it tbh

I’m from the UK so not sure how similar, but I just said I was having libido issues, ED and stubborn fat in my chest and waist area. They gave me a full hormone test including oestradiol with kidney and liver function tests

 

[Orka]

I’m from the UK so not sure how similar, but I just said I was having libido issues, ED and stubborn fat in my chest and waist area. They gave me a full hormone test including oestradiol with kidney and liver function tests

Very good call, adding this. Thanks

 

[maxx92765]

I'm 17, I need my bloodwork, I have no idea how I'm meant to convince her to check my estradiol. Fuck.

Surely you know how to larp to a doctor and this is complete troll right?

Literally ask chatgpt about a low/high e2 side effect and say you have it bro

 

[Orka]

Surely you know how to larp to a doctor and this is complete troll right?

Literally ask chatgpt about a low/high e2 side effect and say you have it bro

It's more of a language issue than anything

If they're pushing back against my larp, then I can't really fight back since i'm far from fluent, I'm relying on them hearing my symptoms and just agreeing, cause if they say "no this isn't needed, we'll do ur bloods without it" then I just can't say anything in italian on the spot

 

[lebesgue]

I'm 17, I need my bloodwork, I have no idea how I'm meant to convince her to check my estradiol. Fuck.

choosehealth maybe labcorp. youre not a good looksmaxxer if youre not making bank