I need to meet someone in London / south of England this weekend

[SecularIslamist]

Some new colleagues joined my company and basically I need to do a 10 min presentation on my life in my 1-2-1 with them JFLLL. I'm supposed to use pics to show 'highlights' of my life

I had a happy childhood. In fact lots of my pics are from when I was 10 and below. Shit hits the fan when I turn 16. Rarely any pics with other people - I think we guys rarely take any pics by nature.

I need to show some of my 'friends' so basically need a fake friend who I'll take a pic with and make up some story behind it jfl.

We can simply do the deed and walk off. We don't even need to say Hi, and introduce ourselves. Think of yourself as an escort, you provide the service and walk off.

I only have two requirements:

• Can be NT for two seconds (for picture)
• Happy to get monged (preferably 5'6 and below or taller but willing to crouch).

 

[SecularIslamist]

Are there any 'hire a friend' schemes in UK? Japan has loads!

I'm a great waffler myself. I'd make a great friend who can make a good back story on the spot.

 

[Deleted member 26859]

funny shit. ask on reddit

holy shit what a weird company u work for tho. sounds like normie cancer

 

[SecularIslamist]

funny shit. ask on reddit

holy shit what a weird company u work for tho. sounds like normie cancer

Fucking boomer foid manager who requests we do this. She's in her 40s so lived a life where she clearly has a lot to share unaware 99% of people grew up on the internet and autistic nowadays.

Most people around my age aren't comfortable.

 

[Deleted member 26859]

Fucking boomer foid manager who requests we do this. She's in her 40s so lived a life where she clearly has a lot to share unaware 99% of people grew up on the internet and autistic nowadays.

Most people around my age aren't comfortable.

what shes asking u to do is more autistic tbh

 

[RAITEIII]

funny shit. ask on reddit

holy shit what a weird company u work for tho. sounds like normie cancer

Normie cancer. I died.

Lol I'd feel concerned if I was asked to do this. And I'd be inclined to simply tell them I cannot provide this documentation.

 

[SecularIslamist]

Normie cancer. I died.

Lol I'd feel concerned if I was asked to do this. And I'd be inclined to simply tell them I cannot provide this documentation.

I was gonna make an excuse and take the day off but too late now.

If I had the artistic skills I'd literally Photoshop myself in some pics off the internet jfl.

 

[RAITEIII]

I was gonna make an excuse and take the day off but too late now.

If I had the artistic skills I'd literally Photoshop myself in some pics off the internet jfl.

You can probably find here. Otherwise just tell them thats what you had at hand and that most of your pictures are kept in your grandparents house which is too far away and you couldn't go. If they live abroad even better.

 

[comingtothisJFL]

Some new colleagues joined my company and basically I need to do a 10 min presentation on my life in my 1-2-1 with them JFLLL. I'm supposed to use pics to show 'highlights' of my life

I had a happy childhood. In fact lots of my pics are from when I was 10 and below. Shit hits the fan when I turn 16. Rarely any pics with other people - I think we guys rarely take any pics by nature.

I need to show some of my 'friends' so basically need a fake friend who I'll take a pic with and make up some story behind it jfl.

We can simply do the deed and walk off. We don't even need to say Hi, and introduce ourselves. Think of yourself as an escort, you provide the service and walk off.

I only have two requirements:

• Can be NT for two seconds (for picture)
• Happy to get monged (preferably 5'6 and below or taller but willing to crouch).

lmfao reminds me of an job interview when they asked me what were my hobbies and i just froze cuz i used to just rot

also

preferably 5'6

over