I need to start growing now

[jeremyy]

I really want to grow now, I can't bare it any longer.

I just want to tower over other students at my school and they wouldn't mess with me. It's my dream.

If I wanted, I could just beat random kids up and they wouldn't fight back and just accept it. Becoming dark triad is the key nowadays. Pushing kids down the stairs.

I deserve to be tall unlike those brutes..

To add to my power, I could learn martial arts and I will be the ultimate king. I could chop anyone to pieces.

I want this dream to become a reality someday and I just need to get lucky soon.

 

[jeremyy]

I really want to grow now, I can't bare it any longer. I'm tired of being 5'5. I want to grow to at least 5'9 right now.

I just want to tower over other students at my school and they wouldn't mess with me. It's my dream.

If I wanted, I could just beat random kids up and they wouldn't fight back and just accept it. Becoming dark triad is the key nowadays. Pushing kids down the stairs.

I deserve to be tall unlike those brutes..

To add to my power, I could learn martial arts and I will be the ultimate king. I could chop anyone to pieces.

I want this dream to become a reality someday and I just need to get lucky soon.

This is SORT of a joke thread, but some bits are real

 

[Xaus]

LL for the win!

 

[jeremyy]

LL for the win!

Too early for that