I need your advice! Get the fuck in here!

[reborn]

So there are those two little ten out of ten teen Stacies working at the local store. I would estimate their age to be around 19 to 20. Definitely legal. When I walk in they always turn their head away in disgust and they never wish me a good day like they do with the other customers. You can see they hate incels to their guts and they know I probably have creepy thoughts about them in my head.

Let us assume all of a sudden I pull up right next to them 5 minutes before the store closes, pull out two fists full of $100 Dollar notes and say: "Hey girls, what would you say if I paid each of you $5000 Dollars if you two have passionate lesbian sex with each other for 30 minutes in any place you feel safe. You don't even need to let me touch you. Just get naked and fuck each other good.

What would they do? See the poll.

 

[reborn]

I wish life was a game sometimes where you can safe and then reload the game if you do not like the outcome.

 

[Yliaster]

lol

 

[reborn]

lol

Your fantasy is all you got as a 41 yo virgin.

 

[Deleted member 25059]

 

[Dr. Bludy]

So there are those two little ten out of ten teen Stacies working at the local store. I would estimate their age to be around 19 to 20. Definitely legal. When I walk in they always turn their head away in disgust and they never wish me a good day like they do with the other customers. You can see they hate incels to their guts and they know I probably have creepy thoughts about them in my head.

Let us assume all of a sudden I pull up right next to them 5 minutes before the store closes, pull out two fists full of $100 Dollar notes and say: "Hey girls, what would you say if I paid each of you $5000 Dollars if you two have passionate lesbian sex with each other for 30 minutes in any place you feel safe. You don't even need to let me touch you. Just get naked and fuck each other good.

What would they do? See the poll.

Go Er in the store n then kys

 

[reborn]

Go Er in the store n then kys

Sorry but I prefer the scenario I described.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Sorry but I prefer the scenario I described.

U will never get poosie retard

 

[reborn]

reminder op is 41 yo virgin.

So what they are legal and I'd fuck them for 10 hours straight if they'd let me.

 

[Deleted member 22190]

So there are those two little ten out of ten teen Stacies working at the local store. I would estimate their age to be around 19 to 20. Definitely legal. When I walk in they always turn their head away in disgust and they never wish me a good day like they do with the other customers. You can see they hate incels to their guts and they know I probably have creepy thoughts about them in my head.

Let us assume all of a sudden I pull up right next to them 5 minutes before the store closes, pull out two fists full of $100 Dollar notes and say: "Hey girls, what would you say if I paid each of you $5000 Dollars if you two have passionate lesbian sex with each other for 30 minutes in any place you feel safe. You don't even need to let me touch you. Just get naked and fuck each other good.

What would they do? See the poll.

Hang yourself

 

[reborn]

U will never get poosie retard

$ will get me poosie.

 

[reborn]

Hang yourself

Why though?

 

[Dr. Bludy]

$ will get me poosie.

Only roastie whores

 

[Deleted member 25059]

So what they are legal and I'd fuck them for 10 hours straight if they'd let me.

that's the thing. they wouldn't. youre jest creep oldcel to them

 

[reborn]

Only roastie whores

Big $ will get me prime Stacy.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Big $ will get me prime Stacy.

Lmao over for betabuxxers

 

[reborn]

that's the thing. they wouldn't. youre jest creep oldcel to them

Have you ever heard of that Oldje site? Shows money makes shit happen.

 

[Deleted member 27066]

take a seat pal

 

[Bojack]

just roll up and ask them. "fuck eachother for 5 k each." I'm sure one of them would be down

 

[reborn]

take a seat pal

It's fully legal for a 80 yo to pay a 18 yo for fucking. And this happens daily in Europe.

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Big $ will get me prime Stacy.

It's 2023. Any stacey willing to degrade herself for money can sell her own body without getting violated by some old-cel creep like urself. OnlyFans and camwork exists. It's game over for you.

 

[reborn]

It's 2023. Any stacey willing to degrade herself for money can sell her own body without getting violated by some old-cel creep like urself. OnlyFans and camwork exists. It's game over for you.

Only legit argument in this thread so far. Still many are not aware of the power they have.

 

[ihatereddit]

It's 2023. Any stacey willing to degrade herself for money can sell her own body without getting violated by some old-cel creep like urself. OnlyFans and camwork exists. It's game over for you.

true but most women are dumbmaxxed and not fully aware of their power, I mean they are wageslaving at a low tier job jfl

 

[reborn]

It's the first time I feel like I successfully trolled you guys. Which I thought wasn't even possible. LOL And no by saying I trolled you I do not mean I wasn't serious. I would definitely fuck a 18 yo if I could. I would be dumb as fuck if I wouldn't. Just because it's a taboo in the USA doesn't mean everybody on earth has to agree with your stupid fucking values.

 

[reborn]

true but most women are dumbmaxxed and not fully aware of their power, I mean they are wageslaving at a low tier job jfl

This. I see legit tens working at McDonalds for 10 bucks an hour. That could effortlessly make 10K a month exploiting idiots.

 

[Deleted member 25059]

Have you ever heard of that Oldje site? Shows money makes shit happen.

women dont get wet for Benjamin Franklin, they get wet for young Chad

 

[reborn]

women dont get wet for Benjamin Franklin, they get wet for young Chad

I don't mind fucking them dry.

 

[cancercell]

This. I see legit tens working at McDonalds for 10 bucks an hour. That could effortlessly make 10K a month exploiting idiots.

the tens in question

 

[reborn]

the tens in question
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No buddy. Trust me. Here in Europe there are still a lot of Stacies. Also volcel if you wouldn't.

 

[n0rthface]

*freeze frame*
“Yep that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I ended up here”

 

[cancercell]

No buddy. Trust me. Here in Europe there are still a lot of Stacies. Also volcel if you wouldn't.

i would tbh MTBs are still good looking to me

 

[reborn]

*freeze frame*
“Yep that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I ended up here”

Making a movie like this (I mean a comedy movie that starts like this not anything illegal) would be fucking hilarious but something tells me the US mainstream wouldn't appreciate it too much.

 

[reborn]

*freeze frame*
“Yep that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I ended up here”

I would make it a movie on what it truely means to be a man. I would show my life and how I ended up as a 41 yo virgin. I would describe my ideas of how I think there is no morality and how I would do anything that is legal to enjoy myself. It would be a good and fun movie for fellow nihilists who think god and leftist liberalism are BOTH bullshit.

 

[c0pemaxxer]

41 yo virgin

thats brutal bro, has escortmaxxing not worked?

 

[reborn]

thats brutal bro, has escortmaxxing not worked?

I haven't done it but will do soon.

 

[Psychophilly]

cucks .org

 

[reborn]

cucks .org

Give me a break bro I'm a 41 yo virgin.

 

[c0pemaxxer]

I haven't done it but will do soon.

you have a few more years till even escortmaxxing wont work anymore. i wish you all the best bro.
also are you from the US?

 

[Solar]

Ever thought of seamaxxing and having a family there?

I dont think its too late

 

[Deleted member 27066]

*freeze frame*
“Yep that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I ended up here”

Quadrophenia is a better album

 

[reborn]

you have a few more years till even escortmaxxing wont work anymore. i wish you all the best bro.
also are you from the US?

I will not die a virgin. Even if I have to eat a ton of viagra so much that I die right afterwards. No. Not from the USA.

 

[c0pemaxxer]

I will not die a virgin. Even if I have to eat a ton of viagra so much that I die right afterwards. No. Not from the USA.

Ever thought of seamaxxing and having a family there?

I dont think its too late

are you a brokecel? if u have the money id suggest you get tf into some asian country and marry some foid asap. dying without kids will be your biggest regret ever

 

[reborn]

are you a brokecel? if u have the money id suggest you get tf into some asian country and marry some foid asap. dying without kids will be your biggest regret ever

I am not so sure about that tbh. Most kids just cost their parents time, energy and freedom. Lots of that. And when they get old they don't give a flying fuck about them and let them die alone and miserable. Plus as a man there is the risk of getting divorce raped.

 

[c0pemaxxer]

I am not so sure about that tbh. Most kids just cost their parents time, energy and freedom. Lots of that. And when they get old they don't give a flying fuck about them and let them die alone and miserable. Plus as a man there is the risk of getting divorce raped.

trust me bro youre gonna lay on your deathbed and be miserable that you didnt have kids, just cuz u were scared of getting divorce raped. divorces are very uncommon in asia, go to thailand or philippines and marry some ltb foid. do it asap if you have the money. youre prolly from the west which is why you think children dont care about their parents, it isnt like that in asia

 

[n0rthface]

I would make it a movie on what it truely means to be a man. I would show my life and how I ended up as a 41 yo virgin. I would describe my ideas of how I think there is no morality and how I would do anything that is legal to enjoy myself. It would be a good and fun movie for fellow nihilists who think god and leftist liberalism are BOTH bullshit.

would there be action scenes Or a redemption arc?

 

[reborn]

would there be action scenes Or a redemption arc?

I think I would start the movie where I discovered porn as a teen and loved it. And when I would watch porn every evening when my parents were asleep and how they would catch me just about all the time. I'd show how I'd fap ten, sometimes 15 times a day. It was a beautiful time but then I started watching more extreme shit like Japanese women puking in each other's mouth and from there on it went downhill. I would then describe how I ended up pretty much a porn junky and became homeless before recovering and deciding to fuck 100 hoes to make up for my 41 year virginity.

The movie would end with me dying of AIDS with a perverted and degenerate smile on my face.

I guarantee you the movie would be banned in all 200 countries on earth despite not containing illegal content. LOL

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Not a molecule.

 

[Psychophilly]

marry some ltb f

you can marry htn and lts in ph easily

 

[c0pemaxxer]

you can marry htn and lts in ph easily

OP has lost all hope in life, its pointless trying to tell him

 

[Deleted member 25119]

it overrrrrr