i never told this story (i was extorted)

[_MVP_]

when i was 17 i searched for a job in a newspaper ad, i said i do everything for money and left my number

one day an ethnic accent adult called me multiple Times and threatened me to bring him 100 Euros or he will beat me up at my house

i was low iq and scared, but then i told my stepfather About it

he said give me him when he calls next

so when he called, my stepfather took the phone and said "if i ever see you here, ur getting shot into the next life"

so the ethnic never called again


""Next life" refers to a state of existence believed to occur after death, often encompassing concepts of the afterlife, reincarnation, or a "life to come". It suggests a continuation of consciousness, soul, or form beyond the physical death of the current body."

 

[Cookie271]

everything for money

you mean everything??

 

[_MVP_]

you mean everything??

just paraphrasing

 

[Cookie271]

just paraphrasing

w stepfather tho

 

[Cherkez]

nga where was the extortion?

 

[_MVP_]

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[Tyler1]

so when he called, my stepfather took the phone and said "if i ever see you here, ur getting shot into the next life"

 

[_MVP_]

nga where was the extortion?

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[mohito]

its just at 35yo ur ridiculously much smarter than at 17

 

[_MVP_]

its just at 35yo ur ridiculously much smarter than at 17

yes i was low iq at 17

then at 18 iq exploded

 

[Cherkez]

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a dude with an ethnic accent called saying he would beat you up over 100 euros? nga did he sound jewish or something

 

[_MVP_]

a dude with an ethnic accent called saying he would beat you up over 100 euros? nga did he sound jewish or something

he did sound middle eastern

 

[Cherkez]

he did sound middle eastern

Does that count as jewish though? I always thought they were ethiopian, at least spiritually.

I'm no expert ( been called goyim several times outside the yeshiva ) but I think they consider themselves european judging from their euros and eurovision participation