I nutted inside my girl

[blinkers]

She got on birth control but she’s telling me it takes a week to fully kick in

She didn’t tell me this while we were fucking now I’m stressing the fuck out

 

[T-bone123]

She got on birth control but she’s telling me it takes a week to fully kick in

She didn’t tell me this while we were fucking now I’m stressing the fuck out

it takes 5 days

 

[try2beme]

I’ll never have a gf

 

[hitmancrewzz]

punch hard at her womb, mark as Solution

 

[blinkers]

it takes 5 days

It was 5 days exact but still

 

[T-bone123]

It was 5 days exact but still

icl when i did i told her to take plan b

 

[Dejean]

She got on birth control but she’s telling me it takes a week to fully kick in

She didn’t tell me this while we were fucking now I’m stressing the fuck out

Damn, pregnancy scares are worse than rape scares

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

One of my favorite memories with a foid is when condom ruptured and she had to take a "day after" pill (thats how we call them here)

I was then chilling in her dorm and was like "well lets be grateful for medicine having that kind of technology" and she was like "yeah but you know what, wouldnt be too bad to have a baby with you"

I was like facially but inside i was

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

One of my favorite memories with a foid is when condom ruptured and she had to take a "day after" pill (thats how we call them here)

I was then chilling in her dorm and was like "well lets be grateful for medicine having that kind of technology" and she was like "yeah but you know what, wouldnt be too bad to have a baby with you"

I was like facially but inside i was

Holy corny ass story i should rope tbh

 

[blinkers]

One of my favorite memories with a foid is when condom ruptured and she had to take a "day after" pill (thats how we call them here)

I was then chilling in her dorm and was like "well lets be grateful for medicine having that kind of technology" and she was like "yeah but you know what, wouldnt be too bad to have a baby with you"

I was like facially but inside i was

Naw dw bro this is inspiring

 

[KronionTheGreat]

@anondude fakecel detected

 

[Ihatezexuus]

I think its gonna be a boy

 

[blinkers]

I think its gonna be a boy

I’m aborting tbag lil nigga

 

[anondude]

@anondude fakecel detected

Let’s fucking kill him

 

[Bars]

Oh so you're a father now

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

Big mistake good thing it’s TALES

 

[blinkers]

Big mistake good thing it’s TALES

Bro wtf you know this isn’t tales nigga

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

Bro wtf you know this isn’t tales nigga

I was in the same position a few months ago it’s fine don’t stress nothings gonna happen probably

 

[inyerta]

She got on birth control but she’s telling me it takes a week to fully kick in

She didn’t tell me this while we were fucking now I’m stressing the fuck out

Are u genuinely stupid?

Unless she is ovulating u wont get her pregnant

 

[blinkers]

Are u genuinely stupid?

Unless she is ovulating u wont get her pregnant

Oh bru then I’ve been stressing for nothing

 

[Jenson]

name him after me

 

[buccalfatremoval]

I guess

 

[buccalfatremoval]

Inject her with progesterone

 

[larpsahurcel]

One of my favorite memories with a foid is when condom ruptured and she had to take a "day after" pill (thats how we call them here)

I was then chilling in her dorm and was like "well lets be grateful for medicine having that kind of technology" and she was like "yeah but you know what, wouldnt be too bad to have a baby with you"

I was like facially but inside i was

Cool